Dark Side Instruction

On Feb 6, 5:05*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:

Trout are like women:...

Hm.....

Perhaps if you bathed your fish.....or your women.....the similarity
would prove to be evanescent.

Just sayin'.

g.
who hastens to add (unnecessarily, one would hope.....but one knows
better) that no disrespect to the fishes of the world was
intended.....or should be inferred.

On 2011-02-06 20:16:17 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 6, 5:05*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:

Trout are like women:...

Hm.....

Perhaps if you bathed your fish.....or your women.....the similarity
would prove to be evanescent.

Just sayin'.

g.
who hastens to add (unnecessarily, one would hope.....but one knows
better) that no disrespect to the fishes of the world was
intended.....or should be inferred.

And, perhaps if you bathed you wouldn't smell like yesterday's ****,
Little Pony.

Davey

On Feb 6, 7:22*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2011-02-06 20:16:17 -0500, Giles said:

On Feb 6, 5:05*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:

Trout are like women:...

Hm.....

Perhaps if you bathed your fish.....or your women.....the similarity
would prove to be evanescent.

Just sayin'.

g.
who hastens to add (unnecessarily, one would hope.....but one knows
better) that no disrespect to the fishes of the world was
intended.....or should be inferred.

And, perhaps if you bathed you wouldn't smell like yesterday's ****,
Little Pony.

Davey

Your sense of smell is a matter of considerable interest (see above)
but not necessarily because of its supposed precision.

moron.

misogynist.

pig.

g.
who, when swine are turned into pork by someone close to them, is
never surprised.

You have a terrible outlook on life, Wolfgang. Perhaps if you paused
and took your head out of your ass your outlook on life would not be so
****ty. You, sir, are a very unhappy man. And, when last we met, you
smelled like yesterday's ****.

Dave

On Feb 6, 8:00*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
You have a terrible outlook on life, Wolfgang.

I agree. It has never occurred to me, for example, to compare the
women in my life with fish.....and find the former wanting. I suppose
I could do a small experiment. I could ask the women I've known why
they compare unfavorably to fish.....in aroma and intellect.....but
then, it has never occurred to me to make such a comparison. I think
I will leave the exercise to those who think it is a clever insight.
Please DO let us know the outcome.*

Perhaps if you paused
and took your head out of your ass your outlook on life would not be so
****ty.

The view from here is actually not all that bad......given the time of
day and overcast conditions. The Packers are, after all, still ahead
by 4 or so......oops, make that 11.

You, sir, are a very unhappy man.

Indisputable. But things are beginning to look up. I'm staring at
two days off and the opportunity to exercise a new chainsaw out in the
deep snow. Things could, after all, be worse.

And, when last we met, you
smelled like yesterday's ****.

Dave

You are SO ****ing pathetic.

pig.

moron.

giles
*seriously.....go ask them why they think the comparison is
flattering.

****wit.

Ta da! Gotcha again, Little Pony Boy.

d;o)

On Feb 6, 9:00*pm, D. LaCourse wrote:
Ta da! *Gotcha again, Little Pony Boy.

d;o)

So, what did they say when you asked if they wwere flattered by the
comparison to fish.....and found wanting.....in so many ways?

pathetic pig.

giles
who is, of course, always thrilled to amuse.....others may think what
they will.....no extra charge.

On Sun, 6 Feb 2011 21:00:11 -0500, D. LaCourse
wrote:


You have a terrible outlook on life, Wolfgang. Perhaps if you paused
and took your head out of your ass your outlook on life would not be so
****ty. You, sir, are a very unhappy man. And, when last we met, you
smelled like yesterday's ****.

Dave


Couildn't happen to a better critter

On Feb 7, 7:58*pm, flebow wrote:
On Sun, 6 Feb 2011 21:00:11 -0500, D. LaCourse
wrote:



You have a terrible outlook on life, Wolfgang. *Perhaps if you paused
and took your head out of your ass your outlook on life would not be so
****ty. *You, sir, are a very unhappy man. *And, when last we met, you
smelled like yesterday's ****.

Dave

Couildn't happen to a better critter

Welllll.......

I was just reading about Gary Ridgway, a man with whom I found myself
(much to my surprise) sharing a common trait......a strong interest in
women.

Needless to say, his particular views reflect yours.....and the
pig's.....a great deal more than my own, but any common interest (take
fly fishing, for instance) should be sufficient for the budding of a
beautiful relationship.....ainna?

giles
sit tight, sports fans.....this game ain't over yet.