The time has come, the walrus said,

On Mar 22, 9:37*pm, ConwayRadis wrote:
Giles wrote :





On Mar 21, 11:17*pm, ConwayRadis wrote:

WTF *does this irrelevant babbling about felling a MF-Tree have to do
w
ith
FISHING?????

I know, It's the 'old woman' in you that just can't resist the
opportunit
y
to go on, and on, about a nothing topic. *All you need, you Old
Bitch,
is
just the least bit of an chance to start up that super charged motor
mout
h
of yours, and spew out from here to eternity!

Babble on you crusty old witch!!

Some interesting questions and observations there. *And I'm sure that
we could collectively address them satisfactorily if you would give us
an idea of why it hurts so much to be you. *I mean, we already know
that it's not simply rank stupidity. *We see enough of that here just
about every day to know that its possessors, though intellectually and
morally crippled, nevertheless manage to get through most days without
doing themselves any obvious debilitating damage. *Not to say that
they don't suffer from obvious debilitating damage.....but we rarely
see any incremental increase in that damage on any given day. *Well,
o.k., it isn't exactly "rarely," but you know what I mean.

So, what is it? *Do you have disgusting habits that you simply cannot
give up despite knowing that the world disapproves? *Do you have
thoughts and desires that would cause family and neighbors to stone
you to death if you ever gave vent to them? *Is it guilt over heinous
acts committed in childhood.....or well into whatever semblance of
adulthood an overly generous observer might be willing to ascribe to
you? *Are you utterly incapable of face to face encounters with human
beings? *Are you paralyzed by fear at the mere thought of engaging in
something as portentous as idle chatter? *Are you possessed of a
visage that sends women and small children shrieking into the cold
dark night? *Do you eat boogers? *Do you carry your bottle-cap
collection in your anus?

Give us just a few little hints. *We'll see what we can do for you.

g.

GOOD GOD!!!!

Yet another babbling crusty old bitch that goes on, and on, and on about
irrelevent BS that has nothing to do with FISHING!!!!!

Another?

Hm.....

Exactly how many of us am I?

Not that it matters much in terms of overall content, but we like to
keep an accurate score.

Babble on senile old woman!

Oh.....whew!....for a moment there we thought you wanted us to cease.

Well then.....um.....let's see now.....oh yes, I believe we were
discussing your pain. You have doubtless wondered from time to time
as to its ultimate origin. Invoking he widely useful paradigm of the
path of least resistance (or Occam's razor, if you prefer) I'd suggest
that you consider Karma, which is to say that you just plain deserve
it.

In any case, there's nothing you can do about. It's going to be with
you for as long as you live. Well, actually, that observation DOES
suggest a simple, foolproof and permanent remedy.

Good luck!

g.