r.o.f.f.

D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658-
Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**.
If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you.

Dave


Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old loveable
roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Frank Sr.
who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other
hand...

Frank Church wrote:
Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old loveable
roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Well, Usenet roff has its entertainment value but Facebook roff
has its own somewhat different charm. Think of Facebook roff as
roff that's been "changed". ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church said:

D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658-
Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**.
If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you.

Dave


Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old loveable
roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Frank Sr.
who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other
hand...

smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank:

1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****.

2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone.

3. Never, ever, trust a fart.

Dave

On 9/4/2011 6:22 PM, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church
said:

D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658-
Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**.
If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you.

Dave


Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old
loveable
roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Frank Sr.
who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other
hand...

smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank:

1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****.

2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone.

3. Never, ever, trust a fart.

Dave





IT'S ALIVE, ROFF is ALIVE!!!!!!!
Tom(who always knew)

On 2011-09-04 20:56:58 -0400, Tom Littleton said:

On 9/4/2011 6:22 PM, D. LaCourse wrote:
On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church
said:

D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658-
Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**.
If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you.

Dave


Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old
loveable
roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Frank Sr.
who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other
hand...

smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank:

1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****.

2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone.

3. Never, ever, trust a fart.

Dave





IT'S ALIVE, ROFF is ALIVE!!!!!!!
Tom(who always knew)

Shhhhhhhhh...... don't tell Fortenberry. Maybe he will go to FB
exclusively......

On 9/4/2011 9:54 PM, D. LaCourse wrote:
don't tell Fortenberry. Maybe he will go to FB
exclusively......


well, that's a step up from where you usually tell him to go....

Tom

On 2011-09-05 08:45:00 -0400, Tom Littleton said:

don't tell Fortenberry. Maybe he will go to FB
exclusively......


well, that's a step up from where you usually tell him to go....

Tom

LOL. Now *that* is funny.

Dave

D. LaCourse wrote in
news:201109041822518930-davplac@aolcom:

On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church
said:

D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658-
Coming from someone who never served their country **in any
manner**. If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is
you.

Dave


Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old
loveable roff. I've missed it so. /s/

Frank Sr.
who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other
hand...

smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank:

1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****.

2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone.

3. Never, ever, trust a fart.

Dave



Apropos of #3, I recently endured 11, yes 11, days of diarrhea, the first
week of it I didn't dare get more than 50' from the bathroom so was
trapped at home unable to get to my doctor or a drugstore for Immodium or
Lomotil. The method of getting to the bathroom when an attack occured was
what us old farmers used to call "doing the green apple quickstep".
After the first week I was able to make a real quick trip to town to get
the necessary stuff to slow things down. (which, btw, didn't work) Found
out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going
around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice,
misery loves company!

Frank Sr.
....does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet and
watch?

On 2011-09-06 08:51:59 -0400, Frank Church said:

Found
out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going
around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice,
misery loves company!

Whoaaaaaa there big fella....... Massage lady????
Gotta be a story there, Frank.

Frank Sr.
...does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet and
watch?

No, but I have a dog named Jenny that sits outside the door "protecting" me.

Dave

D. LaCourse wrote in
news:2011090615101538165-davplac@aolcom:

On 2011-09-06 08:51:59 -0400, Frank Church
said:

Found
out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going
around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice,
misery loves company!

Whoaaaaaa there big fella....... Massage lady????
Gotta be a story there, Frank.

Frank Sr.
...does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet
and watch?

No, but I have a dog named Jenny that sits outside the door
"protecting" me.

Dave

One of the few indulgences I allow myself is a one hour massage from this
beautiful 40 yr old CMT every Wed. of every week for one hour, sometimes
an hour and a half. I've been seeing her for almost 5 yrs now. I tell her
she has fondled my body more than all three of my wives combined. She is
very married and straight arrow, dammit all!

A very relaxed Frank Sr.