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September 6th, 2011, 09:41 PM
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"Frank Church" wrote in message . 153.166... D. LaCourse wrote in news:201109041822518930-davplac@aolcom: On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church said: D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658- Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**. If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you. Dave Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old loveable roff. I've missed it so. /s/ Frank Sr. who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other hand... smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank: 1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****. 2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone. 3. Never, ever, trust a fart. Dave Apropos of #3, I recently endured 11, yes 11, days of diarrhea, the first week of it I didn't dare get more than 50' from the bathroom so was trapped at home unable to get to my doctor or a drugstore for Immodium or Lomotil. The method of getting to the bathroom when an attack occured was what us old farmers used to call "doing the green apple quickstep". After the first week I was able to make a real quick trip to town to get the necessary stuff to slow things down. (which, btw, didn't work) Found out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice, misery loves company! Frank Sr. ...does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet and watch? TMI, but what a funny read... I laugh out loud... 100 lb. lab myself, I wonder what she is thinking... JT 
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September 6th, 2011, 10:28 PM
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On 2011-09-06 16:41:17 -0400, "JT" said:
"Frank Church" wrote in message . 153.166... D. LaCourse wrote in news:201109041822518930-davplac@aolcom: On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church said: D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658- Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**. If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you. Dave Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old loveable roff. I've missed it so. /s/ Frank Sr. who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other hand... smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank: 1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****. 2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone. 3. Never, ever, trust a fart. Dave Apropos of #3, I recently endured 11, yes 11, days of diarrhea, the first week of it I didn't dare get more than 50' from the bathroom so was trapped at home unable to get to my doctor or a drugstore for Immodium or Lomotil. The method of getting to the bathroom when an attack occured was what us old farmers used to call "doing the green apple quickstep". After the first week I was able to make a real quick trip to town to get the necessary stuff to slow things down. (which, btw, didn't work) Found out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice, misery loves company! Frank Sr. ...does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet and watch? TMI, but what a funny read... I laugh out loud... 100 lb. lab myself, I wonder what she is thinking... JT I can not resist this one: Probably that you are full of ****! d'o)
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September 6th, 2011, 11:41 PM
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"D. LaCourse" wrote in message news:2011090617281743042-davplac@aolcom... On 2011-09-06 16:41:17 -0400, "JT" said: "Frank Church" wrote in message . 153.166... D. LaCourse wrote in news:201109041822518930-davplac@aolcom: On 2011-09-04 16:49:07 -0400, Frank Church said: D. LaCourse wrote in news:2011090416280643658- Coming from someone who never served their country **in any manner**. If there ever was a **** stain on roff, Fortenberry, it is you. Dave Now that's more like it, Facebook could never replace my dear old loveable roff. I've missed it so. /s/ Frank Sr. who would never wear **** stained shorts, adult diapers on the other hand... smile Remember the three rules of being an old codger, Frank: 1. Never give up the opportunity to take a ****. 2. Never waste an erection, even if you're alone. 3. Never, ever, trust a fart. Dave Apropos of #3, I recently endured 11, yes 11, days of diarrhea, the first week of it I didn't dare get more than 50' from the bathroom so was trapped at home unable to get to my doctor or a drugstore for Immodium or Lomotil. The method of getting to the bathroom when an attack occured was what us old farmers used to call "doing the green apple quickstep". After the first week I was able to make a real quick trip to town to get the necessary stuff to slow things down. (which, btw, didn't work) Found out later through my massage lady that some sort of virus was going around and I wasn't alone in doing this dance of doo doo. How nice, misery loves company! Frank Sr. ...does anyone else have a cat that must accompany one to the toilet and watch? TMI, but what a funny read... I laugh out loud... 100 lb. lab myself, I wonder what she is thinking... JT I can not resist this one: Probably that you are full of ****! d'o) Ha ha ha! I'm glad she can't talk, she would likely have worse things to say at times... JT 
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