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December 10th, 2013, 10:46 PM
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What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?
"Checkmate" wrote in message
... You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles. Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter. -- Sir Gregory 
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December 10th, 2013, 10:51 PM
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What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
"Checkmate" wrote in message ... You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles. Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter. you should put some of those up your ass
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December 11th, 2013, 12:30 AM
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What is black, 12 inches long and makes women scream at night?
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! On Tue, 10 Dec 2013 17:46:02 -0500, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that: "Checkmate" wrote in message ... You have to check the nitrate levels all the time, plus you have to replace some of the water frequently. I had a 29 gallon tank which worked out pretty well, but I got tired of all the hassles. Idiot! Nitrate levels are due to decomposing fecal matter from the critters in the tank. What you need is more snails which clean the algae off the glass as well as consume the fecal matter. No, stupid. The nitrate levels are kept in check by bacteria in the crushed shell substrate, and also in the filter medium. If you don't know what the **** you're talking about, kindly shut your cock sucker. -- Checkmate KotAGoR XXXIV AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker award, May 2001 Copyright © 2013 all rights reserved My poor people skills??? You sir, are ****ed in the head." -Emmett Gulley
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