OT In Defense of Tofu

"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote in message
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We deep-fried two wild turkeys at work, the day before T-Day. The
turkeys
were skinless,

All you turkeys quacking about cooking---try the company in Tyler Texas that
smokes birds. It will arrive smoked [but not dry], with a skin and dead.
Probably cost the same as a raw turkey and three gallons of peanut oil. And
you don't have to go in the woods in a camouflaged suit, painted up face,
gloves on your hands, face mask, camouflaged gun and wearing a bright
orange vest.
In the old days the squaws use to do all the cooking but now the Cabela's
catalog has got you guys worried about the cost of a cajun marinade injector
kit. IJ

"Joe McIntosh" wrote in message
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All you turkeys quacking about cooking---try the company in Tyler Texas that
smokes birds. It will arrive smoked [but not dry], with a skin and dead.
Probably cost the same as a raw turkey and three gallons of peanut oil.
And
you don't have to go in the woods in a camouflaged suit, painted up face,
gloves on your hands, face mask, camouflaged gun and wearing a bright
orange vest.

If ya go into the woods wearin' "wearing a bright orange vest[,]" you ain't
gonna come out with no turkey!


In the old days the squaws use to do all the cooking but now the
Cabela's
catalog has got you guys worried about the cost of a cajun marinade
injector
kit.

In the old days, injuns knew how to hunt, too. BSEG

Op

IJ