Ping Jeff Miller

well ****, i was only there a few days and...and...and...those pastys. i
hope to have more opportunities to practice my yoopin... seems an
entirely worthy and pleasant endeavor.

jeff

Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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dat's just dere way dem yoopers be...


SPLORK VANG MU!

No ****, I actually had to go outside and smoke a cigarette after reading
that.

Some things were just not meant to be. Picture, if you will, Bill Buckley
doing his very best Goober Pyle!

Wolfgang
the dog is still looking at me funny, wondering what those strange noises
are.

oh...and as i'm sure you know...it's gomer. fukkin cheeseheads got no
learnin about true southern culture.



Wolfgang wrote:

Picture, if you will, Bill
Buckley
doing his very best Goober Pyle!

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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oh...and as i'm sure you know...it's gomer. fukkin cheeseheads got no
learnin about true southern culture.

Gomer was a true stalwart Murrican who (no surprise) ended his days in the
USMC and, (oddly enough) bore an uncanny resemblance to the great crooner,
Jim Nabors, but I, for one, never believed that he was actually a native of
The Old North State (surprise! surprise!). His cousin Goober, on the other
hand, was a Newberrian, born and bred, who was never so pretentious as to
rise above his true station. He was my first real fitons.......well, aside
from Earnest T. Bass, that is.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya!

welll, gawlllyyy...

....except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...

i'm sure i missed the newberry episode... was that near mayberry??

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)




Wolfgang wrote:


Gomer was a true stalwart Murrican who (no surprise) ended his days in the
USMC and, (oddly enough) bore an uncanny resemblance to the great crooner,
Jim Nabors, but I, for one, never believed that he was actually a native of
The Old North State (surprise! surprise!). His cousin Goober, on the other
hand, was a Newberrian, born and bred, who was never so pretentious as to
rise above his true station. He was my first real fitons.......well, aside
from Earnest T. Bass, that is.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya!

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...
welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...

Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

i'm sure i missed the newberry episode... was that near mayberry??

Oops. Dang, that must have been some pretty good wine I drank last
night.

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)

The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...

welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...


Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

he was ... the episode 150 name was an anomaly which was never repeated,
and he was indeed goober pyle ... so, you were correct (dammit!).




jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)


The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

not to worry... but billy's tough for a southern hick to imitate with a
straight fa... hey, wait a minute.


Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

g sending it to the laundry?

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:BoDNb.1936$_H5.1082@lakeread06...


Wolfgang wrote:

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:8CCNb.1932$_H5.473@lakeread06...

welll, gawlllyyy...

...except on episode 150, "tv or not tv", goober's last name was
"beasley"...


Oops. He WAS Gomer's cousin though, right?

he was ... the episode 150 name was an anomaly which was never repeated,
and he was indeed goober pyle ... so, you were correct (dammit!).

Well, if I may be allowed a momentary indulgence in a sterteotype we are
thoroughly familiar with anyway, I s'pect he was as confused and uncertain
about his last name as we are.

jeff (working on his wllm buckley voice)


The voice we can live with.....if only just barely.....but please
don't adopt the politics.

not to worry... but billy's tough for a southern hick to imitate with a
straight fa... hey, wait a minute.

****, Billy is difficult to contemplate with a straight face.

Wolfgang
who, given the poor marksmanship demonstrated above, will keep his
bullet in his shirt pocket for a while.

g sending it to the laundry?

Either a reference to yet another episode I don't remember (it HAS been a
while) or something else that blew right by me. In either case, I plead
clueless.

See here now, I really do hope that you've got some sort of "Complete Desk
Reference to Ain't Bea an' All'a her Kinfolk an' Whatnot" sitting on the
desktop in front of you. I'd hate to think that all this arcane knowledge
about Otis and Floyd and......um.....well ****, what was the name of
Earnest's heartthrob (and didn't she grow up and find her way to Hee Haw a
couple of years later?)?.... and all the rest of Mayberry (not to mention
Mount Pilate) rattling around loose somewhere under your pate. I mean, that
sort of **** has been known to pop up all unexpected like at the oddest
moments........it could wreak havoc on courtroom decorum.

Wolfgang
who is nevertheless grateful for the tour down memory lane.

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya!


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

wally

On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter wrote:

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya!


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

"daytripper" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 21:26:30 GMT, walt winter
wrote:

Wolfgang
i like ya jeffie.....i really like ya!


ahh sheet.... a dang nc hilljack weddin' proposal on roff....

yeah, really.

hey ought to get a single-wide...

Ya'll ain't never seen Jeffie in a sauna, have you?

Wolfgang
and it's pronounced "sow'-na", with the initial vowel as in "town", and the
latter as in "duh".