Are there any trout in Texas

In article , Paul Goodwin
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I just got this from a friend who is from Texas:

Reminds me. There was a nice thing on the radio here at the moment. The
US is trying to force European airliners flying into the USA to carry
armed sky marshalls. Most pilots don't want them - they argue that if
there's any danger on a flight it shouldnt take off.

One doctor rang in to the BBC "Today" programme to suggest the answer.

*Every* passanger boarding every flight should be issued with a
firearm, which they would have to carry throughout the flight.

This principal, which has kept violent crime so low in the US, and
especially low in Texas, should work equally well on airliners.

Lazarus

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Remover the rock from the email address

Lazarus Cooke wrote:
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*Every* passanger boarding every flight should be issued with a
firearm, which they would have to carry throughout the flight.

The "Wolfgang Solution". Hey Wolfie, you should have copyrighted that. ;-)

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Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in
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Lazarus Cooke wrote:
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*Every* passanger boarding every flight should be issued with a
firearm, which they would have to carry throughout the flight.

The "Wolfgang Solution". Hey Wolfie, you should have copyrighted
that. ;-)

Not my idea. It's stupid. That was the tip-off.

Wolfgang

The way I heard it is to give everyone a .22 pistol with one bullet. The
small caliber would not create havoc in a pressurized cabin by pierceing the
skin of the aircraft.

Ed
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in
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Lazarus Cooke wrote:
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*Every* passanger boarding every flight should be issued with a
firearm, which they would have to carry throughout the flight.

The "Wolfgang Solution". Hey Wolfie, you should have copyrighted
that. ;-)

Not my idea. It's stupid. That was the tip-off.

Wolfgang

"egildone" wrote in message
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The way I heard it is to give everyone a .22 pistol with one bullet. The
small caliber would not create havoc in a pressurized cabin by pierceing
the
skin of the aircraft.

Neither will a large bore. It's a stupid idea either way.

Wolfgang

Neither will a large bore. It's a stupid idea either way.
Wolfgang

Gee I wonder what caused those .51 cal holes in that UH-1?

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Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69

slenon wrote:

Neither will a large bore. It's a stupid idea either way.
Wolfgang

Gee I wonder what caused those .51 cal holes in that UH-1?

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Stev Lenon 91B20 '68-'69

Roger that, Stev,
BTW, a 91B is the most valuable man in the Army.

El Paso Bob
14D1O/2O Field Arty Forward Observer
(out of Long Binh) 68-69
Welcome Home, Brother!

Lazarus Cooke wrote in message news:200120041727417361%lazarus@stonecurlewfilms. com...
In article , Paul Goodwin
wrote:

I just got this from a friend who is from Texas:

Reminds me. There was a nice thing on the radio here at the moment. The
US is trying to force European airliners flying into the USA to carry
armed sky marshalls. Most pilots don't want them - they argue that if
there's any danger on a flight it shouldnt take off.

One doctor rang in to the BBC "Today" programme to suggest the answer.

*Every* passanger boarding every flight should be issued with a
firearm, which they would have to carry throughout the flight.

This principal, which has kept violent crime so low in the US, and
especially low in Texas, should work equally well on airliners.


LOL! :-)