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"Ken Fortenberry" schrieb im
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.. Mike will take three sips of scotch
and be transported to his new estate on the west coast of Scotland.
Wayne Knight will still be stuck with the dog.

HTH

--
Ken Fortenberry


Three "sips" of scotch? Hardly worth the trip! West coast of Scotland?
That sounds a bit better. Cape Wrath perhaps? Sigh, whatever I do I
end up with a bloody cape!

We´re off to fish in a blizzard, the worst ever blizzard that was,
with our capes and our gowns and our slippers,
but we don´t care at all because,

ROFFians prancing in satin, is really quite the rage,
especially while wielding a Winston, a KPOS or a Sage,

Fortenberry will lead the procession, really a fine cavalcade,
with his ruby slippers and satin,
he will put them all in the shade.

Wolfgang will be rather grumpy, as fashion is really his thing,
to avoid being eclipsed by others,
he will wear black pumps and a string.

ROFFians dancing and laughing, will really be a fine sight,
friendly and happy and gentle, ( Who writes this nonsensical ****e?).

RW may well be disgruntled, indeed he may even pass,
he tends to get all hot and bothered,
when one mentions another man´s ass.

Bill Kiene will of course be directing, with a multiple directors stick,
advising on new combinations,
that really look svelte and chic.

ROFFians grinning and posing, what a fantastic event,
even some of the whiners, may well join in and repent.

Wayno will address those assembled, and of course quite loudly declaim,
that the ****ing newbies are arseholes,
and the *******s just give him a pain.

Willi will be searching for water, and carefully sorting his flies,
in the hope of a massive emergence,
while the nonsense he sadly decries.

ROFFians working together, oh what a frabjious day,
giving real good advice and examples, while going their wonderful way.

Mr. LaCourse will be guiding, preventing too much of a lag,
and of course in the pauses revolting,
and occasionally waving a flag.

A lot will be carrying tackle, brandishing stuff with great glee!
Fibreglass, bamboo, and graphite,
such a load as you never will see.

Cyli will be holding good order, keeping some folk in their place,
while struggling with oversize waders,
and getting quite red in the face.

The newbies will take up the rearguard, be obliged to pick up the ****,
subjected of course all the while,
to considerable insult and wit.

Such a ROFFian conclave, would be a fantastic event,
but I fear it is highly unlikely,
most would strive this event to prevent!

TL
MC