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Old March 3rd, 2004, 03:50 AM
B J Conner
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Not old , not bitter, I have more fun than I am entitled to. Made money
without steeling it. I would not vote for your friend who has no morals.
If he's such a sweetheart nomimate him for sainthood. I've read how he
made in money and I wouldn't vote for someone who made it that way. It
would have been a tough decision to pick between a moron and a Edwards.
Looks like I won't have to now.
If you look on your keyboard there's a wide key with an arrow on it, it
makes upper case letters.
"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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B J Conner wrote:

Ij your a lawyer how is it you don't know?


but, i do know; hence, i also know you're full of ****.

Check you old fan magazines.


oscillating?

My windfalls depend on work and good luck, not someone elses bad luck.


as stupid a comment as you've ever written here. so, what is it you
do/did? give us your mother theresa credentials. "windfalls"? wtf has
that got to do with work? ...you seem a bitter old schmuck flapping his
gums for the easy sell. you don't know john edwards, or his work ethic,
or his skill, or his compassion, or the cost or worth of his life. why
fret over writing in "alferd [sic] neuman's" name... just vote for bush.


"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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...and you know this how?

please tell us what you do/did for a living?

jeff

B J Conner wrote:

Edwards got $800,000 of the settlement. The start of a career as a
vulture. I'll write in Alferd E Neuman before a professional leach.
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in


message

y.com...


THE MAKING OF A CANDIDATE
The Op-Ed page asked the two leading Democratic candidates, Senators


John

Edwards and John Kerry, to write about an event or realization early

in
their lives that helped shape their character.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/01/opinion/01EDWA.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/01/opinion/01KERR.html









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Old March 4th, 2004, 02:04 AM
Jeff Miller
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B J Conner wrote:

Not old , not bitter, I have more fun than I am entitled to. Made money
without steeling it. I would not vote for your friend who has no morals.
If he's such a sweetheart nomimate him for sainthood. I've read how he
made in money and I wouldn't vote for someone who made it that way. It
would have been a tough decision to pick between a moron and a Edwards.
Looks like I won't have to now.
If you look on your keyboard there's a wide key with an arrow on it, it
makes upper case letters.


thanks for the upper case typing hint. brilliant stuff. ... but, i think
lower case is appropriate in communicating with you. since we are
sharing constructive comments, if you'd look in your dictionary, it
actually allows one to figure out how to spell...even the simple words.
perhaps you're not an idiot in real life, but you sure give that
appearance.

so, again... what was your occupation/employment/profession that allowed
you to make money without "steeling" it? you purport to have principled
business/professional standards... please tell us what you do/did in
your work life that lends any credibility to your insipid posts.

....and, how would you know whether edwards is my friend or not? once
again, from the content of your ooze, it's clear you don't know what you
are talking about.

on what *facts* do you base your judgment of senator edwards' "morals"?
have you spent time with him, talked with him? do you have any friggin
basis for such a stupid comment? please post something indicative of
the reservoir of knowledge you have dredged up for such a statement.

i don't know you, but based solely on the lack of substance in your
statements here, and with some practical understanding of the qualities
inherent in most human beings, i suspect it wouldn't take an fbi
investigation to find the carbuncles on your soul.

as i said before, you play to the cheap seats. i have no doubt you have
fun doing so; and, without any question, i certainly believe you have
more fun than you're entitled to.

jeff

"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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B J Conner wrote:


Ij your a lawyer how is it you don't know?


but, i do know; hence, i also know you're full of ****.


Check you old fan magazines.


oscillating?


My windfalls depend on work and good luck, not someone elses bad luck.


as stupid a comment as you've ever written here. so, what is it you
do/did? give us your mother theresa credentials. "windfalls"? wtf has
that got to do with work? ...you seem a bitter old schmuck flapping his
gums for the easy sell. you don't know john edwards, or his work ethic,
or his skill, or his compassion, or the cost or worth of his life. why
fret over writing in "alferd [sic] neuman's" name... just vote for bush.



"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
news:FS_0c.21839$TT5.14384@lakeread06...


...and you know this how?

please tell us what you do/did for a living?

jeff

B J Conner wrote:


Edwards got $800,000 of the settlement. The start of a career as a
vulture. I'll write in Alferd E Neuman before a professional leach.
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in

message


igy.com...



THE MAKING OF A CANDIDATE
The Op-Ed page asked the two leading Democratic candidates, Senators

John


Edwards and John Kerry, to write about an event or realization early


in

their lives that helped shape their character.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/01/opinion/01EDWA.html

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/03/01/opinion/01KERR.html








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Old March 4th, 2004, 02:39 AM
Wayne Harrison
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"Jeff Miller" wrote

( tragic thrashing around with a pig ****er snipped)

do you begin to understand why i am so ****ed about continuing to be an
active part of this place, when you notice that *not one ****ing person*
condemns this hog****? after all, bud, we are just lawyers.

your friend in the piedmont
wayno


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Old March 4th, 2004, 03:04 AM
Wolfgang
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...

"Jeff Miller" wrote

( tragic thrashing around with a pig ****er snipped)

do you begin to understand why i am so ****ed about continuing to be

an
active part of this place, when you notice that *not one ****ing person*
condemns this hog****?


Some of us, my friend, would not presume to take upon themselves a task for
which their betters are not only exquisitely trained, but also so well
endowed by nature her own self.

after all, bud, we are just lawyers.


Well, yeah, there is that.

your friend in the piedmont
wayno


yfic

Wolfgang


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Old March 4th, 2004, 03:09 AM
rb608
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"Wolfgang" wrote in message
Some of us, my friend, would not presume to take upon themselves a task

for
which their betters are not only exquisitely trained, but also so well
endowed by nature her own self.


Yeah. What he said.

yfitols,
Joe F.


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Old March 4th, 2004, 03:19 AM
Tim J.
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote...
"Jeff Miller" wrote

( tragic thrashing around with a pig ****er snipped)

do you begin to understand why i am so ****ed about continuing to be an
active part of this place, when you notice that *not one ****ing person*
condemns this hog****?


Do we really *need* to? Hell, we don't have to tell you the sky is blue and the
ocean wide, do we?
I just want to be in the courtroom when BJ gets up to defend himself. Oh, and
reading the legal briefs should be a blast, too.

after all, bud, we are just lawyers.


.. . . and tinkers and tailors. So?
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj


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Old March 4th, 2004, 04:01 AM
Wayne Harrison
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"Tim J." wrote

after all, bud, we are just lawyers.


. . . and tinkers and tailors. So?


how many demeaning tinker and tailor jokes have you heard in the last
six months?

it gets really tiresome.

yfitons
wayno


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Old March 4th, 2004, 04:06 AM
rb608
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
how many demeaning tinker and tailor jokes have you heard in the last
six months?


So the tailor says, "Suppose I sell a suit to a young man for $200. He tells
me that his family is footing the bill and that if I give him a receipt for
$400 to give to his parents, he will pay me $100 on the side. The question
of ethics is: Do I keep the extra $100 myself, or do I tell my partner and
split it with him?"

Sorry, I struck out on tinker jokes.

Joe F.


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Old March 4th, 2004, 05:00 AM
Mike Connor
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"Wayne Harrison" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
. com...
SNIP
it gets really tiresome.

yfitons
wayno



So does demeaning a hog, or attempting to teach it how to appreciate
Shakespeare, and it is absolutely pointless to boot, which is probably why
most simply refrain from even trying.

TL
MC





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Old March 4th, 2004, 04:10 AM
Wolfgang
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
. com...


how many demeaning tinker and tailor jokes have you heard in the last
six months?...


So, this rat walks into a bar and......um......stop me if you've heard this
one......

Wolfgang


 




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