Penns etc.

Thunderstorms, smunderstorms! Standing in the river holding a
LOOOOONG GRAPHITE STICK!!! Thunderstorm building.

Let me think about that! :-P


Wayne
to fish is human....to release Divine!!

Friday Hazy and humid with the chance of afternoon showers and
thunderstorms. Highs in the lower 80s. South winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance
of rain 50 percent.

Friday night Partly cloudy with a chance of showers or an evening
thunderstorm. Lows in the lower 60s. South winds 5 to 10 mph. Chance
of rain 50 percent.

Saturday Mostly cloudy with showers and thunderstorms likely. Highs in
the upper 70s. South winds 5 to 10 mph, becoming west. Chance of rain
70 percent.

Six legged winged livestock are fine for Frank's stew. Bring dry
firewood from home to fuel the fire under the pot. If the cow
floating downstream is "legs up", leave it its bloated. If it is
still struggling, throw a loop around its neck using a spey D cast and
drag the sucker in close enough to get it snagged on a park bench as
it floats across the floodplain. You can stand knee-deep on the park
bench, reach down and remove a flank steak before cutting the cow
loose. Squat down and flail yor arms so the rescue helicopter thinks
you are drowning since the nearest dry land is several hundred yards
away. When they haul you up, have them take you to the stew pot which
will be on the high ground (ie, NOT in Frank's tent).

Wayne
to fish is human....to release Divine!!