Fly fishing TR

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...
Tim J. wrote:

Yeah, this ain't some bait chuckin' babe posting, so if you don't like it
you
can eat my shorts. "Shorts" - is that okay to say here, or will someone get
all
huffy cuz I mentioned my undergarments? ;-)

Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit
tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.

Hmmm, no, that thought hadn't occured to me. However, being that most women are
much more detail oriented, is it possible that wasn't snakefiddler's intent
either?

On the other hand, you ARE posting from Massachusetts, aren't you. ;-)

On the other hand, you ARE reading this in Chambana, aren't you? ;-)

Ken Fortenberry- retiring to the bathroom to wash my mind out with soap

It could be too late. Once the stain has set it's difficult to remove.
--
TL,
Tim
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Tim J. wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...

Intent is everything. I'm assuming that unlike Daisy Mae's swimsuit
tale your intent is not to titillate us with the image of your shorts.

Hmmm, no, that thought hadn't occured to me. However, being that most women are
much more detail oriented, is it possible that wasn't snakefiddler's intent
either?

It's possible, of course, and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Tue, 18 May 2004 14:54:50 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.

Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it
would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time
they took a step".
--
Charlie...

Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.

Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it
would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time
they took a step".

Thanks for your thoughtful criticism, but I can't take credit for
that classic country adage and while your version does indeed make
more sense, I'm loath to fiddle with the classics.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:11:48 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

I'm loath to fiddle with the classics.

At least get it right, then, and use "hopped" or "landed" in place of
"took a step".
--
Charlie...

Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I'm loath to fiddle with the classics.

At least get it right, then, ...

That was the Guntersville, Alabama version as handed down by my
grandfather. I got it right the first time and I didn't have to
look it up on the Internet either.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Tue, 18 May 2004 17:28:19 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

and I didn't have to
look it up on the Internet either.

You didn't have to post it on the 'Internet' either. g
--
Charlie...

now that....

Tim J. wrote:

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It could be too late. Once the stain has set it's difficult to remove.

is simply "hilarious".

jeff