Finally got home.....

"Jarmo Hurri" wrote in message
...

I read some of the reports and it seems that you made quite an
impression. Well, anybody can do that, but it also seems that the
impression was _good_. :-)

Yes Jarmo, Roger made a fine impression. A true gentleman, well spoken on a
wide variety of subjects.

Now, I have a daughter, a fine and comely lass with not a bit of malice in
her heart.

Her pleasant nature bids her perform all tasks assigned to her with
happiness and a willingness to please.

Her heart has no room for malice or the bearing of grudges.

Of a tall stature and shapely figure she is quite pleasing to the eyes and I
expect her to add another inch to her height and the same to her not already
inconsiderable frontal projection.

Normally a man would hide this treasure as her bride price alone would keep
a modest man in comfort throughout his retirement years, but I am of limited
life expectancy and am desirous of placing her in an advantageous situation.

Tell me, in your culture would one contact Roger's parents or is there a
headmaster or headmistress who handles such matters in the village?

I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

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I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

I'll see your single, and raise you my pair of beautiful children.
Intelligent beauties both, the younger is quite handy with a needle and
thread and a National Honor Society member. As a matter of fact, she is
also handy with the fly tying vise and can play numerous musical
instruments (Tri-M Modern Music Masters) to entertain during those
lonely Lapland nights. The elder daughter, comely of face and figure,
is an accomplished martini mixer and journalist.
--
Frank Reid (thinking this should get me to the Lapland Clave and a trip
to New Zealand)
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Ah Frank, but you have the upper hand.

I'm sure a gardener as wise as Roger (the gardener able to pluck the FRUIT
at the moment of his liking) would not be interested in what I have to
offer.

My daughter is but a waif, not nearly so, so, wise, or so, so, schooled, or
so, so, OLD.

I remember when I told her we would not be going to the Lapland Clave ( I
had planned to take the family), and she was so, so, sad. She loves the
outdoors- I remember when she caught her first fish, on a FLYROD.

She had so hoped for some FAIR PRINCE to finally show her a reindeer . . .

But alas, her complexion dooms her. Although fair of skin there is the
slight, hardly noticeable but there, trace of wildflower honey and those
long, long, eyelashes do nothing but accent the naturally wavy locks that
cascade about her shoulders, highlighting her big brown eyes - her
PASSIONATE Latin heritage is blatantly obvious to the subtle connoisseur.

She has dreams as do all maidens, and she fears she will never find a fair
prince to show her the land of the ETERNAL SUN.

Her poor loving heart breaks with the agony of knowing that she might never
know the loving arts as practiced within the bounds of matrimony. At night
she sobs, "Am I ever to remain a VIRGIN?" with HEAVING BREASTS . . .

What can I say? What does this THIRTEEN year old have to offer?

john


"Frank Reid" wrote in message
...
snippage
I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

I'll see your single, and raise you my pair of beautiful children.
Intelligent beauties both, the younger is quite handy with a needle and
thread and a National Honor Society member. As a matter of fact, she is
also handy with the fly tying vise and can play numerous musical
instruments (Tri-M Modern Music Masters) to entertain during those
lonely Lapland nights. The elder daughter, comely of face and figure,
is an accomplished martini mixer and journalist.
--
Frank Reid (thinking this should get me to the Lapland Clave and a trip
to New Zealand)
Reverse Email to reply

"Asadi" wrote...
"Jarmo Hurri" wrote...

I read some of the reports and it seems that you made quite an
impression. Well, anybody can do that, but it also seems that the
impression was _good_. :-)

Yes Jarmo, Roger made a fine impression. A true gentleman, well spoken on a
wide variety of subjects.

Now, I have a daughter, a fine and comely lass with not a bit of malice in
her heart.

Her pleasant nature bids her perform all tasks assigned to her with
happiness and a willingness to please.

Her heart has no room for malice or the bearing of grudges.

Of a tall stature and shapely figure she is quite pleasing to the eyes and I
expect her to add another inch to her height and the same to her not already
inconsiderable frontal projection.

Normally a man would hide this treasure as her bride price alone would keep
a modest man in comfort throughout his retirement years, but I am of limited
life expectancy and am desirous of placing her in an advantageous situation.

Tell me, in your culture would one contact Roger's parents or is there a
headmaster or headmistress who handles such matters in the village?

I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

Now THAT'S funny!
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

lid wrote...

"Asadi" wrote...
"Jarmo Hurri" wrote...

I read some of the reports and it seems that you made quite an
impression. Well, anybody can do that, but it also seems that the
impression was _good_. :-)

Yes Jarmo, Roger made a fine impression. A true gentleman, well spoken on a
wide variety of subjects.

Now, I have a daughter, a fine and comely lass with not a bit of malice in
her heart.

Her pleasant nature bids her perform all tasks assigned to her with
happiness and a willingness to please.

Her heart has no room for malice or the bearing of grudges.

Of a tall stature and shapely figure she is quite pleasing to the eyes and I
expect her to add another inch to her height and the same to her not already
inconsiderable frontal projection.

Normally a man would hide this treasure as her bride price alone would keep
a modest man in comfort throughout his retirement years, but I am of limited
life expectancy and am desirous of placing her in an advantageous situation.

Tell me, in your culture would one contact Roger's parents or is there a
headmaster or headmistress who handles such matters in the village?

I might add her teeth are excellent (the braces come off today) and her
grades are excellent.

John (ever seeking financing for the Lapland Clave)

Now THAT'S funny!

Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....
--
Warren
(use troutbum_mt on either yahoo or earthlink to respond via email)

"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

yfitons
wayno

wrote...

"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

There are too many out there to list.... From teenage girls, women
firefighters to cowardly female deranged lunatics with small dicks
that feel a need to carry guns everywhere they go...... They
shouldn't be hard to find! I am surprised that you are resorting to
the role of "ambulance chaser" and bet BJ would be ****ed if he ever
found out. BSEG

I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's. I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her! A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

Your Fellow Traveller,

Warren
(use troutbum_mt on either yahoo or earthlink to respond via email)

"Warren" wrote in message
...
wrote...

"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a
continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

There are too many out there to list.... From teenage girls, women
firefighters to cowardly female deranged lunatics with small dicks
that feel a need to carry guns everywhere they go...... They
shouldn't be hard to find! I am surprised that you are resorting to
the role of "ambulance chaser" and bet BJ would be ****ed if he ever
found out. BSEG

I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's. I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her! A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

Your Fellow Traveller,

Ah! I see now why you wanted to let that other thread die! You
figured that everybody was probably tired of it and thus they weren't
reading it anymore. So, you bring it over here in the hope that
everyone will take a while to figure out what's happened and we can
keep alive for a while longer.

VERY clever!

O.k., I'm in.

Wolfgang
have i mentioned that the boy just WILL NOT learn?

"Wolfgang" wrote in message
...

"Warren" wrote in message
...
wrote...

"Warren" wrote


Are you sure? The Great Defender of Womanhood has not spoken
yet.....


dammit, warren, i had to appear in court this morning for a
continuance
motion--i can't be in two places at one time!
\
now, then, how do i help? does some lass need ...defending?

There are too many out there to list.... From teenage girls, women
firefighters to cowardly female deranged lunatics with small dicks
that feel a need to carry guns everywhere they go...... They
shouldn't be hard to find! I am surprised that you are resorting to
the role of "ambulance chaser" and bet BJ would be ****ed if he ever
found out. BSEG

I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's. I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her! A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

Your Fellow Traveller,

Ah! I see now why you wanted to let that other thread die! You
figured that everybody was probably tired of it and thus they weren't
reading it anymore. So, you bring it over here in the hope that
everyone will take a while to figure out what's happened and we can
keep alive for a while longer.

VERY clever!

O.k., I'm in.

Wolfgang
have i mentioned that the boy just WILL NOT learn?

"Warren" wrote


I think I know *just* the right type of client for you though. Her
name is Anne and she is charged with being widowed, blonde, about
5'4 and damn good looking for a woman in her 40's.

an interesting case; but i must say i have a soft spot for greeks, and
the odd black irish.

I'll make the
proper introductions, but I expect a referral fee and expect you to
prove that you are more qualified to represent her!

that's easily done.

A twelver of
the beer of my choice, you accompanying me for a float on the Upper
Madison and you finding happiness in life should cover my fee. ;-)

damn, man, you *are* the hardass to the end; but i suppose i will have
to accept.

Your Fellow Traveller,

Warren

well, you are right about that part.

yfitons
wayno