Madison Clave warning

"bruiser" wrote in message
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"Charlie Choc" .

Gee, I bet I get *lots* of fishing invitations this year. g
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Just bring a jar of peanut butter and smear some on the faster guys backs
when they're not looking (G).

bruce h

I remember the old chief who said "'the bear usually catches the brave who
has the most **** in his breechcloth "

or what ever that rag tied around their waste is called
IJ

On Wed, 02 Jun 2004 13:01:30 GMT, "Joe McIntosh"
wrote:

Ah Charlie --you know you are just to sweet for a bear"s selection----most
bears enjoy a chase--just like a young guy after sex--ij

So, where do you prefer your peanut butter?
--
Charlie...

I should have mentioned that this posting was brought to you by an Alaskan
fly fishing guide that works at Kaufmann's Streamborne during the off
season. He has lots of wonderful bear stories and I really enjoyed this
little ditty and I couldn't resist. He has one about Pepper Spray as well,
"In Grizzly Country, wear a bell and carry pepper spray." "By the way you
can tell Grizzly Bear Scat from Black Bear cuz it is darker and larger, has
bells in it and smells like pepper."

Chris

"Padishar Creel" wrote in message news:...
In Grizzly county make sure to grind off the front sight of your "large
caliber sidearm." That way it won't hurt so bad when the bear shoves it
up
your ass. G

Chris
"rw" wrote in message
m...
This afternoon I talked to a senior Forest Service ranger who used to be
a wildlife biologist in Montana. He said the Hegben Lake area is rife
with grizzlies. I'm bringing my bear spray and a large caliber sidearm.
Stay clear, or at least upwind. :-)

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Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"Charlie Choc" .

Gee, I bet I get *lots* of fishing invitations this year. g
--

Just bring a jar of peanut butter and smear some on the faster guys backs
when they're not looking (G).

bruce h

"Osmo Jauhiainen" wrote in message ...
"rw" kirjoitti viestissä
m...
Osmo Jauhiainen wrote:

Cool! This makes fishing exciting!

That is the attitude I like! If you're lucky you'll see a grizzly. If
you're unlucky, it will be in the campground. :-)


Just to make sure! If I participate next year. It is not easy to
get that heavy handgun here in Finland. And if I carry it with
me when flying to states, I will be classified as terrorist?

Is it posssible to get such from your side just for that clave plus
have some kind if shooting training before the clave? .44 or even heavier?

OsmoJ

Practice tree climbing and always go out with someone you can outrun.

rw wrote in message om...
This afternoon I talked to a senior Forest Service ranger who used to be
a wildlife biologist in Montana. He said the Hegben Lake area is rife
with grizzlies. I'm bringing my bear spray and a large caliber sidearm.
Stay clear, or at least upwind. :-)

....fish with a partner who uses waders. And wet wade, with running
shoes on. Works every time.

BJ Conner wrote:

Practice tree climbing and always go out with someone you can outrun.

If I've got a grizzley on my ass, I can out run Carl Lewis

Darin

Cool! This makes fishing exciting!


That is the attitude I like! If you're lucky you'll see a grizzly. If
you're unlucky, it will be in the campground. :-)

If you're really unlucky, he'll see you and you won't see him. Is it
true they like Roffian Wraps (Dacron-down wrap with a creamy center)?
--
Frank Reid
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Practice tree climbing and always go out with someone you can outrun.

Like Wolfgang. Worked for me. (hey Wolfie, you draw him off and I'll
scream like a girl whilst sitting in my truck)
--
Frank Reid
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Practice tree climbing and always go out with someone you can outrun.

Tree climbing does not work here, because the bear is good in tree climbing
also.
The second advice is better!

OsmoJ