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  #21  
Old June 3rd, 2004, 11:15 PM
Wolfgang
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"Osmo Jauhiainen" wrote in message
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Practice tree climbing and always go out with someone you can outrun.


Tree climbing does not work here, because the bear is good in tree

climbing
also.


Doesn't work here either.

The second advice is better!


Very distracting though.......could have at least rolled up the windows.

Wolfgang
i mean, it's not like he didn't have time......whilst i rassled the bahr.


  #23  
Old June 4th, 2004, 12:35 PM
Frank Reid
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Very distracting though.......could have at least rolled up the windows.

Wolfgang
i mean, it's not like he didn't have time......whilst i rassled the bahr.


Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear doing
the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as the
high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the background
(yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell you that the
bear also got my Viagra?

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Old June 4th, 2004, 01:16 PM
Herman Nijland
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Frank Reid wrote:
Very distracting though.......could have at least rolled up the windows.

Wolfgang
i mean, it's not like he didn't have time......whilst i rassled the bahr.



Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear doing
the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as the
high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the background
(yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell you that the
bear also got my Viagra?


It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..

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Old June 4th, 2004, 01:22 PM
Frank Reid
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Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear doing
the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as the
high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the background
(yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell you that the
bear also got my Viagra?


It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..


The bear or Wolfgang?


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Old June 4th, 2004, 01:31 PM
Herman Nijland
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Frank Reid wrote:

Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear
doing the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as
the high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the
background (yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell
you that the bear also got my Viagra?


It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..



The bear or Wolfgang?



Why would it climb Wolfgang?
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Old June 4th, 2004, 01:36 PM
Frank Reid
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Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear
doing the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as
the high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the
background (yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell
you that the bear also got my Viagra?

It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..


The bear or Wolfgang?

Why would it climb Wolfgang?


Too much Viagra?

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Old June 4th, 2004, 01:53 PM
Herman Nijland
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Frank Reid wrote:

Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear
doing the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine as
the high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the
background (yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I tell
you that the bear also got my Viagra?


It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..


The bear or Wolfgang?

Why would it climb Wolfgang?



Too much Viagra?

Well, it did take the butter, didn't it?

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Herman, whistling 'Last tango in Paris' tune
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Old June 4th, 2004, 02:00 PM
Frank Reid
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Herman Nijland wrote:

Frank Reid wrote:

Hmmm, visuals. Skinny guy with grey curly hair in his underwear
doing the masochism tango with a 6 foot, 350 lb flatulent ursine
as the high-pitched scream of insane brood X cicadas wafts in the
background (yeah, cicadas, thats what made that noise). Did I
tell you that the bear also got my Viagra?



It would at least have some troubles climbing a tree then..



The bear or Wolfgang?

Why would it climb Wolfgang?




Too much Viagra?

Well, it did take the butter, didn't it?


Well, maybe he thought Wolfy was a Berliner (jelly donut).
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Old June 4th, 2004, 02:18 PM
Asadi
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Osmo,

We can even get 'em for you fully automatic...the better for fat moving
bears.

Any city in the U.S.of A. will be more than happy to arm you to the
teeth.....Why, we've got so many guns, we just go around looking for wars.

john
"Osmo Jauhiainen" wrote in message
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"rw" kirjoitti viestissä
m...
Osmo Jauhiainen wrote:

Cool! This makes fishing exciting!


That is the attitude I like! If you're lucky you'll see a grizzly. If
you're unlucky, it will be in the campground. :-)


Just to make sure! If I participate next year. It is not easy to
get that heavy handgun here in Finland. And if I carry it with
me when flying to states, I will be classified as terrorist?

Is it posssible to get such from your side just for that clave plus
have some kind if shooting training before the clave? .44 or even

heavier?

OsmoJ




 




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