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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all that
fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is, would Tony
Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it bug
you when you open the bait bucket and all of the crickets take
this opportune moment to flee for their lives? This bait bucket
thing is a two handed operation and you know what that means,
you may have to set your beer down for a moment, causing you to
lose concentration. Well we have the solution for all of your
fishin' and cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky crickets
and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the trigger and
snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll be so bewildered
by his blast from the past that he may not resist having you get
your hooks in him. We do suggest one note of caution; fat
crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong. see?
SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead of the
other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

--
Starshine Moonbeam

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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all that
fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is, would Tony
Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it bug
you when you open the bait bucket and all of the crickets take
this opportune moment to flee for their lives? This bait bucket
thing is a two handed operation and you know what that means,
you may have to set your beer down for a moment, causing you to
lose concentration. Well we have the solution for all of your
fishin' and cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky crickets
and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the trigger and
snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll be so bewildered
by his blast from the past that he may not resist having you get
your hooks in him. We do suggest one note of caution; fat
crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong. see?
SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead of the
other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

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Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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(Tubby Chubbs) wrote in
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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all that
fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is, would Tony
Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it bug
you when you open the bait bucket and all of the crickets take
this opportune moment to flee for their lives? This bait bucket
thing is a two handed operation and you know what that means,
you may have to set your beer down for a moment, causing you to
lose concentration. Well we have the solution for all of your
fishin' and cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky crickets
and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the trigger and
snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll be so bewildered
by his blast from the past that he may not resist having you get
your hooks in him. We do suggest one note of caution; fat
crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong. see?
SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead of the
other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

I wonder what they used for bait.

--
Starshine Moonbeam

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

(Tubby Chubbs) wrote in
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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all
that fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is,
would Tony Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it
bug you when you open the bait bucket and all of the
crickets take this opportune moment to flee for their
lives? This bait bucket thing is a two handed operation
and you know what that means, you may have to set your
beer down for a moment, causing you to lose concentration.
Well we have the solution for all of your fishin' and
cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky
crickets and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the
trigger and snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll
be so bewildered by his blast from the past that he may
not resist having you get your hooks in him. We do suggest
one note of caution; fat crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong.
see? SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead
of the other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

I wonder what they used for bait.

the rod, of course.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
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(Tubby Chubbs) wrote in
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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all
that fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is,
would Tony Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it
bug you when you open the bait bucket and all of the
crickets take this opportune moment to flee for their
lives? This bait bucket thing is a two handed operation
and you know what that means, you may have to set your
beer down for a moment, causing you to lose concentration.
Well we have the solution for all of your fishin' and
cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky
crickets and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the
trigger and snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll
be so bewildered by his blast from the past that he may
not resist having you get your hooks in him. We do suggest
one note of caution; fat crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong.
see? SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead
of the other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

I wonder what they used for bait.

the rod, of course.

How anti-climatic.

I was hoping for a hotdog, can o' chew, or a penthouse on a hook.



--
Starshine Moonbeam

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In article , "dave
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

(Tubby Chubbs) wrote in
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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all
that fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is,
would Tony Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it
bug you when you open the bait bucket and all of the
crickets take this opportune moment to flee for their
lives? This bait bucket thing is a two handed operation
and you know what that means, you may have to set your
beer down for a moment, causing you to lose concentration.
Well we have the solution for all of your fishin' and
cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky
crickets and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the
trigger and snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll
be so bewildered by his blast from the past that he may
not resist having you get your hooks in him. We do suggest
one note of caution; fat crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong.
see? SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead
of the other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

I wonder what they used for bait.

the rod, of course.

How anti-climatic.

I was hoping for a hotdog, can o' chew, or a penthouse on a hook.

backup bait. in case the rod doesnt work. more likely to spook them with
the backup baits.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

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) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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In article , "dave
) dropped a +5 bundle of words...

(Tubby Chubbs) wrote in
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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of all
that fishing is meant to be? What I need to know is,
would Tony Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait? Does it
bug you when you open the bait bucket and all of the
crickets take this opportune moment to flee for their
lives? This bait bucket thing is a two handed operation
and you know what that means, you may have to set your
beer down for a moment, causing you to lose concentration.
Well we have the solution for all of your fishin' and
cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky
crickets and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull the
trigger and snatch the little fella as he flies by. He'll
be so bewildered by his blast from the past that he may
not resist having you get your hooks in him. We do suggest
one note of caution; fat crickets make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more than
artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil and wrong.
see? SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway instead
of the other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

I wonder what they used for bait.

the rod, of course.

How anti-climatic.

I was hoping for a hotdog, can o' chew, or a penthouse on a hook.

backup bait. in case the rod doesnt work. more likely to spook them with
the backup baits.

They put a spinner on it. It's aaaaaaall good.



--
Starshine Moonbeam

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Starshine Moonbeam wrote in
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words...

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From http://totallyabsurd.com/cricketgun.htm
Visit the sight for the patent illustration.

Is this right? Or does it erode the foundations of
all that fishing is meant to be? What I need to know
is, would Tony Germuga use it?


begin quote

Cricket Gun
US Patent 5,103,585* / Issued 1992

Have you ever gone fishing using crickets as bait?
Does it bug you when you open the bait bucket and all
of the crickets take this opportune moment to flee for
their lives? This bait bucket thing is a two handed
operation and you know what that means, you may have
to set your beer down for a moment, causing you to
lose concentration. Well we have the solution for all
of your fishin' and cricket needs, the Cricket Gun!

To use; just load the gun with a multitude of frisky
crickets and when you are ready to feed the fish, pull
the trigger and snatch the little fella as he flies
by. He'll be so bewildered by his blast from the past
that he may not resist having you get your hooks in
him. We do suggest one note of caution; fat crickets
make a messy gun jam.

end quote


well, since live bait in fresh water is evil and wrong

w0t?

freshwater fish are dumb. taking them on anything more
than artificials (more of a challenge) is therefore evil
and wrong. see? SEE???

All fish are dumb. They're fish!

Besides, when I fish, I just end up feeding 'em anyway
instead of the other way around.

sounds smart of them to me.

I caught a fishing rod once. I bet that guy feels really dumb.

i bet the fish ate him.

I wonder what they used for bait.

the rod, of course.

How anti-climatic.

I was hoping for a hotdog, can o' chew, or a penthouse on a hook.

backup bait. in case the rod doesnt work. more likely to spook them
with the backup baits.

They put a spinner on it. It's aaaaaaall good.

all i know is they better have them in green tiger design.

--
Dave Hillstrom mhm15x4 meow
"Quotes can't be forced. They just come to you, like diarrhea."
-Dave Hillstrom

On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 06:27:58 GMT, (Tubby
Chubbs) wrote:
Well, hell, yeah, you dumbassed son of a bitch...Ol' Tony would have a
brace (that's a pair, for you under-edumacation types...) of
them...damn, who keeps leaving the flap open and citronella unlit?