Hemlock Acres

Tom and i are going up on the weekend of the 26th.......If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew.......You
can sleep on a cot on our deck if ya want Frank ( Tom don't tell Frank about
the honey we spread on the bottom of the cot)


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick

Mike writes:
If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and
sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew....

I'll be taking pictures of this one, in between calls to the Game Warden and
the Emergency Rescue people.
Tom

On 15 Jun 2004 01:04:16 GMT, (Mike) wrote:

Tom and i are going up on the weekend of the 26th.......If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew.......You
can sleep on a cot on our deck if ya want Frank ( Tom don't tell Frank about
the honey we spread on the bottom of the cot)


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick


Oh, man, thank God...Frankie, boy, I'm jonesin' bad, here, man, can ya
hook me up, dude? I'd go get it, but I haven't left this outhouse
in...oh, God, I can't even remember...lessee...one, two,
three...ARRRGGGH! I can't take it! The elephants! The pink
elephan...HOLY ****! They're turning into Debbie Harry and Bianca
Jagger...in SPANDEX! What th' hell? The walls are peeling like
grapefruit! Help me, Frankie, help me!

The Bear

PS - What the flock was that stuff in the tupperware with the green lid?
It tasted like Coq Au Vin made with some weird domestic Hearty Burgundy
or something...look we need to come up with some sort of Bear-to-victim
understanding or something, because that just ain't gonna cut it...

PSS - Props to my boy, Raoul, for the loan of the laptop and to wireless
hotspots being EVERYWHERE nowadays...

PSSS - No, us proper and well-bred bears don't **** in the woods...well,
not unless ABSOLUTELY necessary...

On Tue, 15 Jun 2004 02:34:11 GMT, wrote:

On 15 Jun 2004 01:04:16 GMT, (Mike) wrote:

Tom and i are going up on the weekend of the 26th.......If we both bring our
knifes from Tim we should be able to skin this bear alive tan his hide and sell
chunks off for flies and have plenty of meat for Franks Barley Stew.......You
can sleep on a cot on our deck if ya want Frank ( Tom don't tell Frank about
the honey we spread on the bottom of the cot)


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick


Oh, man, thank God...Frankie, boy, I'm jonesin' bad, here, man, can ya
hook me up, dude? I'd go get it, but I haven't left this outhouse
in...oh, God, I can't even remember...lessee...one, two,
three...ARRRGGGH! I can't take it! The elephants! The pink
elephan...HOLY ****! They're turning into Debbie Harry and Bianca
Jagger...in SPANDEX! What th' hell? The walls are peeling like
grapefruit! Help me, Frankie, help me!

The Bear

PS - What the flock was that stuff in the tupperware with the green lid?
It tasted like Coq Au Vin made with some weird domestic Hearty Burgundy
or something...look we need to come up with some sort of Bear-to-victim
understanding or something, because that just ain't gonna cut it...

PSS - Props to my boy, Raoul, for the loan of the laptop and to wireless
hotspots being EVERYWHERE nowadays...

PSSS - No, us proper and well-bred bears don't **** in the woods...well,
not unless ABSOLUTELY necessary...


Well, I'm ashamed of many of you so-called "sportsmen"...all this
bitching, whining, and complaining about guns, guns, guns, and what do
you supposed "sports" do? Let Frank loose on nature with a loaded
Igloo...and I'll bet not only was it unregistered, he didn't even have a
carry permit... For shame, for shame, you hypocrites...well, I for one,
plan on filing a protest with Trouts Undelimited or the Natural
Compotancy or some such group that will show up and...aw, no, wait a
minute...I've got the perfect group to make you suffer for your
crimes...Ken, what's the number of your chapter of the Jehovah's
Witnesses, big guy?


Embarrassed for you all,
R
....and I might just send Raoul, Brian, and Tricky over, too!