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"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
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D. Fry wrote:

You would not be consider a cracker,
but a white salve as your ancestors where.

Priceless.


I agree, ROFLMAO

I don't think they could make stuff up any better than this!!

--riverman

"riverman" wrote in message
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"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
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D. Fry wrote:

You would not be consider a cracker,
but a white salve as your ancestors where.

Priceless.


I agree, ROFLMAO

I don't think they could make stuff up any better than this!!

--riverman

i have printed this out to save for my grandchildren as the absolute
apex of dumbass.

yfitons
wayno

"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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"riverman" wrote in message
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"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
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D. Fry wrote:

You would not be consider a cracker,
but a white salve as your ancestors where.

Priceless.


I agree, ROFLMAO

I don't think they could make stuff up any better than this!!

--riverman

i have printed this out to save for my grandchildren as the absolute
apex of dumbass.

yfitons
wayno



check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows! you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.

DEEP

"D. Fry" wrote


check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check
your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows! you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.

DEEP

well, deep, if you had even the slightest chance of understanding what
i found amusing, or amazing, about your earlier post, i might respond to the
above irrelevant material. let me just say that you might just be right
about the percentage of white southerners who owned "salves" during the
period 1861-1865.

congratulations.

wayno

"D. Fry" wrote
check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows! you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.

Hmmm. I wonder if that stuff will help my poison ivy rash?

"Charlie Wilson" wrote in message
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"D. Fry" wrote
check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check
your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows!
you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.

Hmmm. I wonder if that stuff will help my poison ivy rash?

Wear it under satan underwear and it will help.

"D. Fry" wrote in message
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check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check
your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows! you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.


Yeah, I've heard that too. And they used to ship it up from the south in a
big train that ran underground all the way from Alabama, where Eli Whitney
used to drink his cotton gin (which increased his productivity).

But when you say 25% of the people owned salves, are you counting the salves
as people? I mean, I've heard that 87% of all statistics are made up.

--riverman

"D. Fry" wrote in message
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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"riverman" wrote in message
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"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
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D. Fry wrote:

You would not be consider a cracker,
but a white salve as your ancestors where.

Priceless.


I agree, ROFLMAO

I don't think they could make stuff up any better than this!!

--riverman

i have printed this out to save for my grandchildren as the absolute
apex of dumbass.

yfitons
wayno



check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check
your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows! you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.

DEEP

That white stuff you've been using to keep your hair in place?......that
ain't salve......that's called mousse.

Wolfgang
....well, i know that your in love with him, cuz i saw you dancing in the
gym...

Bye, bye Miss American Pie.

Mark
"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"D. Fry" wrote in message
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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"riverman" wrote in message
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"Conan the Librarian" wrote in message
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D. Fry wrote:

You would not be consider a cracker,
but a white salve as your ancestors where.

Priceless.


I agree, ROFLMAO

I don't think they could make stuff up any better than this!!

--riverman

i have printed this out to save for my grandchildren as the
absolute
apex of dumbass.

yfitons
wayno



check your history Wayno it's not talked about but it is true. check
your
history and tell it to your children Go ask someone who really knows!
you
will be surprised. only 25 percent of the people owned salves. and the
north had salves also.

DEEP

That white stuff you've been using to keep your hair in place?......that
ain't salve......that's called mousse.

Wolfgang
...well, i know that your in love with him, cuz i saw you dancing in the
gym...

Wolfgang wrote:



That white stuff you've been using to keep your hair in place?......that
ain't salve......that's called mousse.

Wolfgang

You misspelled Brylcreem.

Russell