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Penn's Clave 2005--Dates and Details



 
 
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Old August 26th, 2004, 02:15 PM
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 08:30:37 -0400, Frank Reid wrote:

Um.....didn't I read about a bear sighting at
Hemlock acres right here in ROFF within the last week or so?



that was by Frank, and he was on his third beer by then, and thus,
unreliableg....along with his, there have only be two sightings in about 5
weeks!


Hmmm, before I even mentioned it to Rudy, he stated that they'd not seen
a bear in 5 weeks and that one showed up Thursday evening in the same
area I spotted him (i.e. the tenting area). I wasn't that far into the
cups (yet) when he ran through there.


Well, OK, but that begs the question, "How far do you have to be into
the cups to start seeing things?"

Rudy, by the way, blamed the bears on me. He's reading ROFF now. He
knew Tom and I were coming up so he unplugged the bear fence to ensure
we had some good stories.


Oh, sure, blame it on some poor lurker...I'll bet y'all were seeing rock
bears, wood bears, leaf bears, shadow bears, and tree bears, amongst
others...

By the way, Rudy, you're slippin'. Steve used to bring out some women's
volleyball team from that little, podunk school over in State College
whilst the ROFFians were in town. Work on it.


Um, careful what you ask for...
--
Frank Reid
(who's thinking about the dangers of a bunch of sweaty, 6' tall women
who can hit a ball 90 miles an hour).


Whatdayaknow...my SO was offered a scholarship to Penn State (volleyball
and track, IIRC AND scholastic) as well as where she ultimately went
(but she did especially like the School of Journalism there)...and SOME
of you guys would probably be safer hoping for the bear to show up
instead of the team...

TC,
R
(who knows the dangers of hanging out with a bunch of 6' tall women who
can hit a ball 90 miles an hour - you're never _quite_ sure if a gallon
of baby oil is enough for everyone...).


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Old August 26th, 2004, 04:21 PM
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(who knows the dangers of hanging out with a bunch of 6' tall women who
can hit a ball 90 miles an hour - you're never _quite_ sure if a gallon
of baby oil is enough for everyone...).


Sounds as if you drunk most of it anyway. Run out of sauce? That might also
at least partly explain, if not excuse, your generally obnoxious
lubriciousness, not to mention the smell. Seems you are using the stuff on
the wrong end. Although who can tell what causes a slimey arsehole?
Or a coarse packet generally?

Bye bye dicky, do have a nice day, ( but keep an eye out for errant
thunderclouds).

MC ( Gimme that olītime religion, gimme that...................)



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Old August 26th, 2004, 09:46 PM
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:21:03 +0200, "Mike Connor"
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Bye bye dicky, do have a nice day, ( but keep an eye out for errant
thunderclouds).

MC ( Gimme that olītime religion, gimme that...................)


Aw, well, as long as you're going back to your roots, let me help...I've
called the local diocese and asked if they could send over some of their
toughest nuns to help you out...and the Jehovah's Witnesses...and the
Moonies...and the Scientologists...oh, you oughta have PLENTY of folks
to sing with soon...

HTH,
Dickie
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Old August 26th, 2004, 09:46 PM
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On Thu, 26 Aug 2004 17:21:03 +0200, "Mike Connor"
wrote:

Bye bye dicky, do have a nice day, ( but keep an eye out for errant
thunderclouds).

MC ( Gimme that olītime religion, gimme that...................)


Aw, well, as long as you're going back to your roots, let me help...I've
called the local diocese and asked if they could send over some of their
toughest nuns to help you out...and the Jehovah's Witnesses...and the
Moonies...and the Scientologists...oh, you oughta have PLENTY of folks
to sing with soon...

HTH,
Dickie
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Old August 28th, 2004, 01:22 AM
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"Mike Connor"
Bye bye dicky, do have a nice day, ( but keep an eye out for errant
thunderclouds).

MC ( Gimme that olītime religion, gimme that...................)


**** Mike,

You ever seen them handle snakes?

Ever been baptized in the Jordan?

Seen the pyramids....Dome of the rock?

Why do we have Friday the thirteenth and exactly what was found under the
temple?

What did Isis say to Osiris...or was it Jesus?



Let's talk old time religion....

john


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Old August 26th, 2004, 04:21 PM
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(who knows the dangers of hanging out with a bunch of 6' tall women who
can hit a ball 90 miles an hour - you're never _quite_ sure if a gallon
of baby oil is enough for everyone...).


Sounds as if you drunk most of it anyway. Run out of sauce? That might also
at least partly explain, if not excuse, your generally obnoxious
lubriciousness, not to mention the smell. Seems you are using the stuff on
the wrong end. Although who can tell what causes a slimey arsehole?
Or a coarse packet generally?

Bye bye dicky, do have a nice day, ( but keep an eye out for errant
thunderclouds).

MC ( Gimme that olītime religion, gimme that...................)



 




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