RNC Agenda

I thought that this group was about fly fishing, not spraying out partisan
spew (from either side). If we feel a need for that crap, there are plenty
of groups, websites, etc. etc. for that ****.

The best part about fishing is getting away from all the rankering back and
forth. Take it somewhere else.

Can you sear - SEAR that in your memory?


"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
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REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE
New York, NY

CONVENTION SCHEDULE
* 6:00 pm Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
* 6:30 pm Pledge of Allegiance (twice)
* 6:35 pm Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
* 6:45 pm Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
* 6:46 pm Seminar #1: "Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment"
* 7:40 pm EPA Address #1: "Mercury, It's What's for Dinner"
* 8:00 pm Vote on which country to invade next
* 8:10 pm Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh
* 8:15 pm John Ashcroft Lectu "The Homos are After Your Children"
* 8:30 pm Round table discussion on reproductive rights (Men only)
* 8:50 pm Seminar #2: "Corporations: The Government of the Future"
* 9:00 pm Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' That Man"
* 9:10 pm EPA Address #2: "Tree! s: The Real Cause of Forest Fires"
* 9:30 pm Break for secret meetings
* 10:00 pm Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
* 10:15 pm Lecture by Karl Rove: "Doublespeak made easy"
* 10:30 pm Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
* 10:35 pm Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
* 10:40 pm John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
* 10:45 pm Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans
* 10:46 pm Seminar #3: "Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy"
* 11:10 pm Hillary Clinton Piñata
* 11:20 pm Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Evolutionists: The
Dangerous
New Cult"
* 11:30 pm Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
* 11:35 pm Blame Clinton
* 11:40 pm Laura serves milk and cookies
* 11:50 pm Closing Prayer led by Judge Robert Eckels following his
reading
of the Ten Commandments
* 12:00 am Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary
Overlord

Mark --I have no idea who authored this, I just know that I didn't.--