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Old September 3rd, 2004, 12:16 AM
Ken Fortenberry
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David Snedeker wrote:

I know. Its just amazing isn't it. But he did say that John Denver was a
Quarterback for the Broncos. I even recorded the date in my diary.


Wolfie is an annoying little jerk, but his nastiness is a
pure and heartfelt nastiness, his nastiness is natural and
unstudied, one hesitates to conclude that he was born nasty,
but without getting into that whole nature, nurture thing,
it's obvious that nastiness pervades his whole being.

Nasty little jerks are beneath you. The folks on roff who
have met the both of you know that Wolfie wouldn't make a
decent pimple on your ass. Oh yeah, he's annoying AND a pain
in the ass AND he's a pus filled blemish of a jerk .... hmmmm,
OK, on second thought maybe Wolfie WOULD make a decent pimple
on your ass. Still, don't you think it's kinda gross to pop ass
pimples in public ?

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Old September 3rd, 2004, 01:10 AM
Frank Reid
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Nasty little jerks are beneath you. The folks on roff who
have met the both of you know that Wolfie wouldn't make a
decent pimple on your ass. Oh yeah, he's annoying AND a pain
in the ass AND he's a pus filled blemish of a jerk .... hmmmm,
OK, on second thought maybe Wolfie WOULD make a decent pimple
on your ass. Still, don't you think it's kinda gross to pop ass
pimples in public ?


Hey, Wolfy does have his uses, i.e. "Wolfy, you distract that bear whilst I
go for the truck."

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Old September 3rd, 2004, 09:17 PM
Jeff
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ah...so that's why you bottom posted your reply to dave!

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Nasty little jerks are beneath you.



The folks on roff who
have met the both of you know that Wolfie wouldn't make a
decent pimple on your ass....


hmmm ... well, having met both, (though in dave's case, it was a brief
meeting), and judging from the writings here, i think wolfgang would at
least lend balance and some necessary wit to the ass. g

jeff



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Old September 3rd, 2004, 09:33 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Jeff top posted:

ah...so that's why you bottom posted your reply to dave!


No, you insufferable ****tard, I post my replies in the
conventional place because I have a modicum of respect
for most of the folks here on roff who take the time to
listen in on my conversations.

If you weren't rude, stupid and lazy you'd do the same.

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Old September 3rd, 2004, 09:46 PM
Jeff
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preach it to your lemmings...and, rub on.
but at least you are correct in one thing: recognizing you for a nasty
jerk does not require reference to the placement of your posts.

jeff

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Jeff top posted:

ah...so that's why you bottom posted your reply to dave!



No, you insufferable ****tard, I post my replies in the
conventional place because I have a modicum of respect
for most of the folks here on roff who take the time to
listen in on my conversations.

If you weren't rude, stupid and lazy you'd do the same.


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Old September 3rd, 2004, 10:31 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Jeff top posted:

preach it to your lemmings...


Preach ? To my lemmings ?

You rude, stupid, lazy types sure do have some strange notions.
That wasn't preaching and the only lemming I've got here is
Wayno and I had to steal him from the Village Idiot's junk yard.

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Ken Fortenberry
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Old September 3rd, 2004, 04:11 PM
GregP
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On Fri, 03 Sep 2004 02:15:19 GMT, "asadi...."
wrote:

I'd really like to know you in the biblical sense.
Reply to group for a little horizontal bedside baptism.

all my love...

john



A program that knows the rules of grammar and has
access to a decent word list with a modicum of
associations just to avoid appearing totally random ?
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Old September 2nd, 2004, 03:23 AM
Wolfgang
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"rw" wrote in message
m...

Are you a Vogon?


Good God, you are stupid.

Wolfgang


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Old September 3rd, 2004, 10:31 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Jeff top posted:

preach it to your lemmings...


Preach ? To my lemmings ?

You rude, stupid, lazy types sure do have some strange notions.
That wasn't preaching and the only lemming I've got here is
Wayno and I had to steal him from the Village Idiot's junk yard.

--
Ken Fortenberry
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Old September 3rd, 2004, 09:46 PM
Jeff
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preach it to your lemmings...and, rub on.
but at least you are correct in one thing: recognizing you for a nasty
jerk does not require reference to the placement of your posts.

jeff

Ken Fortenberry wrote:

Jeff top posted:

ah...so that's why you bottom posted your reply to dave!



No, you insufferable ****tard, I post my replies in the
conventional place because I have a modicum of respect
for most of the folks here on roff who take the time to
listen in on my conversations.

If you weren't rude, stupid and lazy you'd do the same.


 




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