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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:05 AM
Wolfgang
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Big Dale wrote:
40 wrote:
He's definitely not familiar with Carrie Fisher these days. Damn,
she must weigh 200 pounds.


Shows you how little I know...I thought she was still dead. She sure did

tie
some cool streamers.


Stevens is to Fisher as fly tying is to Princess Leia.


Good point. There is no discernible relationship between Stevens and
Fisher, and there is none between fly tying and Princess Leia. Thus, it
naturally follows that Steven is to Fisher is to Fortenberry as fly tying is
to Princess Leia is to logic.

Wolfgang
who notes the change in tactics. whereas it used to be the case that what
he THOUGHT was saying was just plain stupid and what he actually SAID was
true, now, what he THINKS he's saying is just plain stupid and what he's
actually SAYING is just plain stupid.


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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:35 AM
Ken Fortenberry
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Big Dale wrote:
40 wrote:

He's definitely not familiar with Carrie Fisher these days. Damn,
she must weigh 200 pounds.

Shows you how little I know...I thought she was still dead. She sure did tie
some cool streamers.


Stevens is to Fisher as fly tying is to Princess Leia.


Good point. There is no discernible relationship between Stevens and
Fisher, and there is none between fly tying and Princess Leia. ...


Exactly. Just can't get anything past you.

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Ken Fortenberry
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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:41 AM
Wolfgang
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Big Dale wrote:
40 wrote:

He's definitely not familiar with Carrie Fisher these days. Damn,
she must weigh 200 pounds.

Shows you how little I know...I thought she was still dead. She sure

did tie
some cool streamers.

Stevens is to Fisher as fly tying is to Princess Leia.


Good point. There is no discernible relationship between Stevens and
Fisher, and there is none between fly tying and Princess Leia. ...


Exactly. Just can't get anything past you.


Ah, Stevie's doing your writing for you now, eh?

Wolfgang
good choice.......quite an improvement.


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Old September 6th, 2004, 04:00 AM
Ken Fortenberry
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Exactly. Just can't get anything past you.


Ah, Stevie's doing your writing for you now, eh?


Not at all, that phrase has become part of the public
domain and is now shorthand for "Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."

--
Ken Fortenberry
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Old September 6th, 2004, 12:20 PM
Wolfgang
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
.. .
Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Exactly. Just can't get anything past you.


Ah, Stevie's doing your writing for you now, eh?


Not at all, that phrase has become part of the public
domain and is now shorthand for "Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."


See, everyone THINKS it's your deft manipulation of the language that
accounts for your level of success as a writer........and who can blame
them? But, in truth, it's the consistent degree of freshness and
originality of your ideas that sets you apart from all the rest.

Wolfgang
who can afford to be lavish.......even profligate......with praise.


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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:11 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote"
"Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."


See, everyone THINKS ...


There you go again, presuming this time not only to speak
for everyone but to know what they think. Sad.

--
Ken Fortenberry
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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:47 PM
Wolfgang
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"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote"
"Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."


See, everyone THINKS ...


There you go again, presuming this time not only to speak
for everyone but to know what they think.


Fresh, original, AND convincing, clearly demonstrating that your editing
skills are every bit the equal of your writing. Perhaps your best work ever
on ROFF.......and don't think for a minute that anyone has failed to notice.

Sad.


Ainna?

Wolfgang


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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:47 PM
Wolfgang
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Default Carrie Stevens, anyone?


"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote"
"Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."


See, everyone THINKS ...


There you go again, presuming this time not only to speak
for everyone but to know what they think.


Fresh, original, AND convincing, clearly demonstrating that your editing
skills are every bit the equal of your writing. Perhaps your best work ever
on ROFF.......and don't think for a minute that anyone has failed to notice.

Sad.


Ainna?

Wolfgang


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Old September 6th, 2004, 01:47 PM
Wolfgang
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Default Carrie Stevens, anyone?


"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
m...
Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote"
"Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."


See, everyone THINKS ...


There you go again, presuming this time not only to speak
for everyone but to know what they think.


Fresh, original, AND convincing, clearly demonstrating that your editing
skills are every bit the equal of your writing. Perhaps your best work ever
on ROFF.......and don't think for a minute that anyone has failed to notice.

Sad.


Ainna?

Wolfgang


  #10  
Old September 6th, 2004, 01:11 PM
Ken Fortenberry
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Default Carrie Stevens, anyone?

Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote"
"Once again, Wolfie has
beaten himself silly by trying to dance the five finger
disco while at the same time performing a flamenco on
his own dick."


See, everyone THINKS ...


There you go again, presuming this time not only to speak
for everyone but to know what they think. Sad.

--
Ken Fortenberry
 




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