OT Surprisingly, not so bad

I dare say any college football team from McMasturbate of
Canuckistan or Dirty Feet of North Cackalacky that would
dare venture into Memorial Stadium would be most soundly
and thoroughly thrashed, trashed and beaten.

Well, them damn blue devils got spanked by a big old Maryland terp today.
Can you say 55 to 21?

--
Frank Reid
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Frank Reid wrote:

I dare say any college football team from McMasturbate of
Canuckistan or Dirty Feet of North Cackalacky that would
dare venture into Memorial Stadium would be most soundly
and thoroughly thrashed, trashed and beaten.


Well, them damn blue devils got spanked by a big old Maryland terp today.
Can you say 55 to 21?

Yes indeedy, I can. I can also report that the Cardinals of
Louisville University marched through Kenan Stadium like
Sherman through Georgia and the hapless Tar Heels of North
Cackalacky were skunked 34 to Zeeeeeeeeero.

Meanwhile, those refreshingly amateurish McMaster Marauders
were defeated on a last-minute field goal while the fans of
the Laurier Golden Hawks at University Stadium in Waterloo,
Ontario set a new Guinness world record for the simultaneous
use of, I chide you not, whoopee cushions. I sweartagawd, you
just cannot make this **** up. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote

Yes indeedy, I can. I can also report that the Cardinals of
Louisville University marched through Kenan Stadium like
Sherman through Georgia and the hapless Tar Heels of North
Cackalacky were skunked 34 to Zeeeeeeeeero.

there is no defense, literally or figuratively, for this football team.
we will make our second change in coaches in the last four years within the
next few months. from #4 in the nation, 1998, to the bottom 10, in 6 years.

but toughin' it out ain't nothin' new for a tar heel! been doin' it
since 1861.

wayno

Wayne Harrison wrote:

there is no defense, literally or figuratively, for this football team.
we will make our second change in coaches in the last four years within the
next few months. from #4 in the nation, 1998, to the bottom 10, in 6 years.

Mack Brown sez howdy from the Big State University with the Orange Cows.


Chuck Vance (yeah, that was mean)

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote

Yes indeedy, I can. I can also report that the Cardinals of
Louisville University marched through Kenan Stadium like
Sherman through Georgia and the hapless Tar Heels of North
Cackalacky were skunked 34 to Zeeeeeeeeero.

there is no defense, literally or figuratively, for this football team.
we will make our second change in coaches in the last four years within the
next few months. from #4 in the nation, 1998, to the bottom 10, in 6 years.

but toughin' it out ain't nothin' new for a tar heel! been doin' it
since 1861.

wayno