luck down

Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:
Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
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If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
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"Lure builder" wrote in message
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I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a while.
The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another girl. My
canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced into the
water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as my
girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in front
of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart closed
the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last pack of
cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it, only to
discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to this
board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice is
what I am sharing with you.

Dang, that's why it's so hard.

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
.net...
Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:
Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
...

If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
.com...

"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a
while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another
girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced
into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as
my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in
front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart
closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last
pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it,
only to discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to
this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice
is what I am sharing with you.

Glad you took that one the right way. I wasn't sure right after I hit that
"Send" button!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:

Dang, that's why it's so hard.

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
.net...

Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:

Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
...


If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
y.com...


"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a
while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another
girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced
into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as
my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in
front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart
closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last
pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it,
only to discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to
this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice
is what I am sharing with you.

Well, if we are not on this earth to have fun, then why are we here?


"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
hlink.net...
Glad you took that one the right way. I wasn't sure right after I hit
that "Send" button!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:

Dang, that's why it's so hard.

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
.net...

Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:

Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
m...


If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read
this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
gy.com...


"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a
while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for
another girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I
was forced into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the
same woman as my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream
about fishing in front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off
my house. Wal-Mart closed the fishing department because of revenue
loss. I bought my last pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking
when I was done with it, only to discover I never started in the first
place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to
this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage
advice is what I am sharing with you.

Glad you took that one the right way. I wasn't sure right after I hit that
"Send" button!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:

Dang, that's why it's so hard.

"Dan Krueger" wrote in message
.net...

Not if you're a moron!

Illinois Fisherman wrote:

Next time. It's hard to write badly.


"Jeff Durham" wrote in message
...


If you would have eliminated proper capitalization and punctuation from
your posting and overall good grammar, you could have been mistaken for
the the moronic "lure builder". :-) I am still laughing as a read this.

Jeff


"Illinois Fisherman" wrote in message
y.com...


"Lure builder" wrote in message
...

I've been a little down on my luck lately. Have'nt had a bite in a
while. The fish ran away with my dog. My girlfriend left me for another
girl. My canoe sprung a leak. Broke my 12th rod this week. I was forced
into the water by a rabid rabbit. My wife left me for the same woman as
my girlfriend. I keep having this re-occurring dream about fishing in
front of a crowd naked. Someone stole the wheels off my house. Wal-Mart
closed the fishing department because of revenue loss. I bought my last
pack of cigarettes and vowed to quit smoking when I was done with it,
only to discover I never started in the first place.

I consulted my fishing library which consists of two (1981) books on
modern fishing, (I tried to return them to Wal-Mart the other day,
unsuccessfully I might add.) I discovered that my diminished mental
fishing abilities were at fault. I perceive that everyone posting to
this board has the same problems as I do from time to time. Sage advice
is what I am sharing with you.