New Book Press Release: The Encyclopedia of Tracks & Scats

"Cyli" wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 02:58:56 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
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Len McDougall, Outdoor Writer wrote:

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Whose turn is it to tell Lennie to Eat **** and Die ?


I've already done it at least 4 or 5 times in various groups, though
not in those words. Many people have done it. I don't know about
the
first part, but he manages to avoid the second part too easily.

He's as persistent as the chipmunk who eats my phone lines. We took
out line insurance to cover the two to three times annually that the
little bugger gets to chewing. Our line guys told me today to get a
.22 and go nuts on the little bugger. I said it would be useless,
as
another one would move right in if I did nail him.

Blow gun. Cheap....silent.....effective.....surprisingly accurate to
20 yards or so. You can use up chipmunks as fast as they appear.
Never tried one on a Len.......can't help you there. You'll have to
establish the protocol experimentally.

Wolfgang