OT This will keep you in stitches.

riverman wrote:
I know from experience (and I bet Frank will agree) that when my back
is out, WAY out, the spasms are so bad that an offer of an outlandish
amount of money (in my terms, thousands of dollars) MIGHT get me off
the floor etc snipped

So why is that you and Frank *both* have such bad backs?
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps

Ken Fortenberry wrote:
riverman wrote:
snip
I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your
dick to your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

Couldn't we just staple your head to your left knee and accomplish the
same thing? Come to think of it, there would probably be less damage.
;-)

Donations can be sent to the SKDTHLK Foundation.
--
TL,
Tim
------------------------
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

Tim J. wrote:

snip
Donations can be sent to the SKDTHLK Foundation.

Do you think all that will fit on Schilling's shoe ? ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:35:48 -0700, "David Snedeker"
wrote:

Actually I think you over estimate the pain envolved, particularly for a
well sharpened, small diameter staple.

The staple in the knee would hurt plenty, but the stump where his dick was cut
off so he could staple it to his knee would probably hurt worse.
--
Charlie...
http://bellsouthpwp.net/c/c/cchoc/

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:35:48 -0700, "David Snedeker"
wrote:


"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
riverman wrote:
snip
I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your dick
to
your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

Actually I think you over estimate the pain envolved, particularly for a
well sharpened, small diameter staple. In my opinion a steady hand and the
staple diameter would be of more concern than the length of the staple. The
sound of the twhack of the stapler would be an psychological issue but
perhaps that could be effectively muffled or masked. Id also suggest that
you do it sitting down, sober.

Well, there you have it - ROFF's own expert dick-stapler...why am I not
surprised at the identity...ya know, Sarge, I don't believe I'da told that
one...

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 12:35:48 -0700, "David Snedeker"
wrote:


"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
riverman wrote:
snip
I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your dick
to
your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

Actually I think you over estimate the pain envolved, particularly for a
well sharpened, small diameter staple. In my opinion a steady hand and the
staple diameter would be of more concern than the length of the staple. The
sound of the twhack of the stapler would be an psychological issue but
perhaps that could be effectively muffled or masked. Id also suggest that
you do it sitting down, sober.

Well, there you have it - ROFF's own expert dick-stapler...why am I not
surprised at the identity...ya know, Sarge, I don't believe I'da told that
one...

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
om...
riverman wrote:
snip
I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your dick
to
your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

Actually I think you over estimate the pain envolved, particularly for a
well sharpened, small diameter staple. In my opinion a steady hand and the
staple diameter would be of more concern than the length of the staple. The
sound of the twhack of the stapler would be an psychological issue but
perhaps that could be effectively muffled or masked. Id also suggest that
you do it sitting down, sober.

Dave

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
om...
riverman wrote:
snip
I wonder if someone really offered you $15 mil to staple your dick
to
your left knee, what you would really say?? ...

I'm gonna need a bottle of Laphroaig, a gram of blow, enough
Novacaine to stun an elephant and a sterilized staple remover.
And I'll need confirmation from my off-shore bank before you
start. ;-)

Actually I think you over estimate the pain envolved, particularly for a
well sharpened, small diameter staple. In my opinion a steady hand and the
staple diameter would be of more concern than the length of the staple. The
sound of the twhack of the stapler would be an psychological issue but
perhaps that could be effectively muffled or masked. Id also suggest that
you do it sitting down, sober.

Dave

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:15:39 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... for 15 mil you could staple my dick to my left knee ;-)

... But would the 15 mil include
the cutting it off it'd take to accomplish that little de Sadian fantasy?

Well, they wouldn't have to cut all of it off, just the two or three
inches that hangs below the knee and actually I was hoping that they'd
just, you know, leave a little bend in it. ;-)

Uh-huh...well, philosophize all you want there, Testocules, but I thought I was
already being generous allowing for the possibility you still had a dick...truth
be told, I kinda figured some gal walked off with ol' Gladys Knight and the Pips
in her purse years ago...

HTH,
Dickie (and his intact dick)

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:15:39 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... for 15 mil you could staple my dick to my left knee ;-)

... But would the 15 mil include
the cutting it off it'd take to accomplish that little de Sadian fantasy?

Well, they wouldn't have to cut all of it off, just the two or three
inches that hangs below the knee and actually I was hoping that they'd
just, you know, leave a little bend in it. ;-)

Uh-huh...well, philosophize all you want there, Testocules, but I thought I was
already being generous allowing for the possibility you still had a dick...truth
be told, I kinda figured some gal walked off with ol' Gladys Knight and the Pips
in her purse years ago...

HTH,
Dickie (and his intact dick)