OT This will keep you in stitches.

On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 17:15:39 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
... for 15 mil you could staple my dick to my left knee ;-)

... But would the 15 mil include
the cutting it off it'd take to accomplish that little de Sadian fantasy?

Well, they wouldn't have to cut all of it off, just the two or three
inches that hangs below the knee and actually I was hoping that they'd
just, you know, leave a little bend in it. ;-)

Uh-huh...well, philosophize all you want there, Testocules, but I thought I was
already being generous allowing for the possibility you still had a dick...truth
be told, I kinda figured some gal walked off with ol' Gladys Knight and the Pips
in her purse years ago...

HTH,
Dickie (and his intact dick)