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Peter Charles wrote:


Aug. 20 - Moved to our new home in Canada.
It is so beautiful here. The hills are so picturesque.
Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
This is God's Country. I love it here!

Oct. 14 - Canada is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves
are turning all different colors - you should see the beautiful shades
of red and orange and yellow! Went for a ride through some beautiful
rolling hills and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly
they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be Paradise...
I love it here!

Nov. 3 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine
anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature, the
very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will
snow soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night! Woke up to find everything blanketed
in white, just like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
(I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway
again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony. I
love Canada !

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again (that rascal) and pushed all the snow back into the driveway,
but we bundled up and had a good time clearing it - and we made
a snowman out of it! A winter wonderland... I love it here!

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of
the driveway to get to work on time! I'm exhausted
from shoveling. That damn snowplow!

Dec. 22 - More of that white crap fell last night.
I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think
the snowplow man hides around the corner and waits
until I'm done shoveling this driveway, the jerk!
And you should see our heating bills!

Dec. 25 - "White Christmas" my busted ass! More friggin snow.
If I ever get my hands on that son of a bitch who drives that
snowplow, I swear I'll break the *******'s nose. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on the roads to melt this friggin ICE!

Dec. 28 - More white **** last night. Been inside since
Christmas Day except for shoveling out the driveway
every time "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go
anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of frozen snow.
The weatherman says to expect another 10" of the
**** tonight. Do you know how many shovels full
of snow 10" is?

Jan. 1 - Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong AGAIN.
We got two feet of the white **** this time. At this rate it won't
melt before the Fourth of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road,
and the jerk had the balls to come to the door and ask to borrow my
shovel. After I told him I've broken six shovels already, shoveling
all the **** he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his
damn head!

Jan. 8 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get food and on the way back, a damn deer ran
in front of the car and I hit the *******. Did about
$3,000 worth of damage to the car. Those damn beasts
ought to be killed. Wish the hunters had killed them all
last November.

Mar. 22 - Took the car to the garage in town.
Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all
that damn salt they keep dumping all over the road?
Car looks like a piece of ****!

April. 10 - Moved back to Florida. I can't imagine why
anyone in their right mind would ever want to live
in that God forsaken country of Canada ! !


Peter

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Peter -
Just so you know - here in Southern Canada (Nova Scotia) we got two
feet of snow over the weekend.
That's November 13 and 14...
You're off by 3 weeks - Dec 2 indeed!!!

:-)

Bill

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