A kinder, gentler DDFS reminder

Tim J. wrote:
...
http://css.sbcma.com/timj/pics/late_swap.jpg ...

Makes me wish I'd joined the swap just so I could be
a few years late. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Tim J. wrote:
Here's the latest data for the fly swap:

Big Dale Wilkerson - Los Alamos Ant - rec'd
Chris "Padishar Creel" - Girdle Bug - rec'd
Eddie Jasen - Eddie's Crow - rec'd
Frank Reid - Frank's Fighting Craw - rec'd
John "JR" - Starling & Herl - rec'd
Myron "riverman" - SuperPupa - rec'd
Paul "bouncer" - BWO twisted hackle emerger - rec'd
Peter Charles - Brown Weamer - rec'd
Randy "bugcaster" - spruce fly
Stan Gula - Ausable Wulff - rec'd
Svend Tang-Petersen - Minnow Fry - rec'd
Tim Johnson - Schroeder's Green Weenie - done
Tony Weall - purple and marmot bugger - rec'd
Wayne Knight - The Patriot
Wayne Patton - Lightning Bug Variant - rec'd

The due date is tomorrow and, just so you know, there are consequences
for being late: http://css.sbcma.com/timj/pics/late_swap.jpg . A few
of you have already contacted me with slightly late dates of
delivery, but I'd appreciate it if the other(s) would drop me an
email to let me know what's happening. If all goes well, I should be
able to get these sent back to everyone by the end of next week so
you can put 'em under your Xmas tree and act surprised.

Several kittens were saved today. I finished my tying and received flies
from Stan, Petah, and Svend. Thanks guys - nice flies, all.
--
TL,
Tim
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http://css.sbcma.com/timj

"Tim J." wrote in
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Several kittens were saved today.

Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Scott

Scott Seidman wrote:
"Tim J." wrote:
Several kittens were saved today.

Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Ken Fortenberry wrote in news:Y%
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Scott Seidman wrote:
"Tim J." wrote:
Several kittens were saved today.

Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)


Crunchy kitten candy.

Scott

Scott wrote: Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)


Crunchy kitten candy.

Scott

There used to be a restaurat in Lubbock back in my college days in the 70"s
that hav VERY lean tacos and no cats in the neighborhood.

Big Dale

On 11 Dec 2004 12:01:23 GMT, ospam (Big Dale) wrote:

Scott wrote: Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)


Crunchy kitten candy.

Scott

There used to be a restaurat in Lubbock back in my college days in the 70"s
that hav VERY lean tacos and no cats in the neighborhood.

Big Dale

Cats really aren't a good source for restaurants. Too small, too hard
to catch, not enough meat. Rats can be as good as cats would and
would be more apt to hang around the back door of a kitchen area.
Dogs are much better. Bigger, meatier, easier to catch than either
cats or rats and not as likely to injure you while being caught or
killed. Latter becomes very important to those who do the catching.
It's one of the reasons (amount of meat per animal being the other)
that the Chinese switched over to St. Bernards in the past few years.

I doubt it's really cost effective for a restaurant to go for house
pets over purchased meats, especially considering the associated risks
of being found out; but we know that there are a lot of dim people out
there. Someone, somewhere has had to try it at sometime. If you're
going to steal animals, much easier to back up your van to someone's
pasture and herd in some of the more conventional animals. Large
amount of meat for low cost and time.

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

On 11 Dec 2004 12:01:23 GMT, ospam (Big Dale) wrote:

Scott wrote: Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)


Crunchy kitten candy.

Scott

There used to be a restaurat in Lubbock back in my college days in the 70"s
that hav VERY lean tacos and no cats in the neighborhood.

Big Dale

Cats really aren't a good source for restaurants. Too small, too hard
to catch, not enough meat. Rats can be as good as cats would and
would be more apt to hang around the back door of a kitchen area.
Dogs are much better. Bigger, meatier, easier to catch than either
cats or rats and not as likely to injure you while being caught or
killed. Latter becomes very important to those who do the catching.
It's one of the reasons (amount of meat per animal being the other)
that the Chinese switched over to St. Bernards in the past few years.

I doubt it's really cost effective for a restaurant to go for house
pets over purchased meats, especially considering the associated risks
of being found out; but we know that there are a lot of dim people out
there. Someone, somewhere has had to try it at sometime. If you're
going to steal animals, much easier to back up your van to someone's
pasture and herd in some of the more conventional animals. Large
amount of meat for low cost and time.

Cyli
r.bc: vixen. Minnow goddess. Speaker to squirrels.
Often taunted by trout.

http://www.visi.com/~cyli
email: lid (strip the .invalid to email)

Scott wrote: Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)


Crunchy kitten candy.

Scott

There used to be a restaurat in Lubbock back in my college days in the 70"s
that hav VERY lean tacos and no cats in the neighborhood.

Big Dale

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
. com...
Scott Seidman wrote:
"Tim J." wrote:
Several kittens were saved today.

Do you have any plans for those not saved??

Mmmmmmmm, kitten pot pie. ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

from Weird Al
"Did you ever think when you eat Chinese,
It ain't pork or chicken, but a fat siamese,
Yet the food tastes great, so ya don't complain,
but that's not chicken in your chicken chow
mein."

The rest of words
http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/w/weir...tle214145.html