OK, Ladies...(the annual beg...)

Fortenberry writes:


The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers blahblahblah

You're so predictable, Ken.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

Fortenberry writes:


The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers blahblahblah

You're so predictable, Ken.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

Fortenberry writes:


The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers blahblahblah

You're so predictable, Ken.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

irate (Dave LaCourse) wrote in
:

Feeding the elderly.
Meals on wheels.
Food pantries.
Visit someone in a nursing home.
Visit a church and ask the pastor for the name of someone (family) who
could use some help, and give that help for as long as you can.

And, don't forget the reason for the season.


....if you feel like doing what Louie suggests, (especially the first
three), email me for my address.

Frank the hungry elder
...and while you at it, bring the Viagra too

irate (Dave LaCourse) wrote in
:

Feeding the elderly.
Meals on wheels.
Food pantries.
Visit someone in a nursing home.
Visit a church and ask the pastor for the name of someone (family) who
could use some help, and give that help for as long as you can.

And, don't forget the reason for the season.


....if you feel like doing what Louie suggests, (especially the first
three), email me for my address.

Frank the hungry elder
...and while you at it, bring the Viagra too

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 04:48:34 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican **** weasel.
And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican, of
course) bank...

On Thu, 16 Dec 2004 04:48:34 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Dave LaCourse wrote:
snip
And, don't forget the reason for the season.

The reason for the season is crass commercialism. Retailers
and manufacturers alike gear up for the frenzied orgy of
spending during the season. Corporate profits are the be
all and end all of the reason for the season.

The hypocritical sentiments uttered here by unapologetic
Republican **** weasels like you and Dickie Dean are
enough to make good people vomit all over their shoes.

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican **** weasel.
And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican, of
course) bank...

RDean writes:

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican ****
weasel.

Unapologetic? *Unapologetic!*
On roff?

On roff it is a useless and unappreciated gesture. I'd rather stick an
aluminum baseball bat up Fortenberry's arse than apologize on roff.

And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

Shhhhh, Richard. He doesn't have a clue. He's having a Blue Christmas.


During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that
you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time
you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something
about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican,
of
course) bank...

Thank you. Wish I said that.

RDean writes:

OK, fine. Let's assume I'm an unapologetic hypocritical Republican ****
weasel.

Unapologetic? *Unapologetic!*
On roff?

On roff it is a useless and unappreciated gesture. I'd rather stick an
aluminum baseball bat up Fortenberry's arse than apologize on roff.

And that would make helping out St. Jude's or another such cause bad
because....?

Shhhhh, Richard. He doesn't have a clue. He's having a Blue Christmas.


During this spending season Choose The Blue

http://www.choosetheblue.com/

and Buy Blue

http://www.buyblue.org/


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And here's the REALLY funny part (aside from the fact that
you
can no longer drink your beloved Bud): it isn't "every time a bell rings, an
angel gets his wings," it's actually, "every time a pseudoliberal whines, God
takes from you and gives to me." Yep, that's right, and to make it even
funnier, now that I've told you the secret, it gets worse. Now, every time
you
even _think_ such thoughts, God takes even more from you and your kind, and
gives even more to me and mine. And if you actually try to do something
about
it, it's even worse. It's like a one-way Chinese finger trap. Bottom line -
yes, vagina, there is a Santa Claus....and he's pretty ****ed at you and your
kind...but at least he has a sense of humor...

HTH,
Dickie
Go ahead, hate me, I can take it...and will, all the way to the (Republican,
of
course) bank...

Thank you. Wish I said that.

Dave LaCourse wrote:

You're so predictable, Ken.

Yeah, about as predictable as hardheaded and hardhearted
Republicans who cheerfully steal pensions, slash health care
benefits and bust unions all year long then come along during
the holidays with noble sentiments and phony compassion.

Merry Christmas to you and yours anyway.

Happy Holidays to you and yours, Louie, and all the joys of
the season.

--
Ken Fortenberry