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![]() "Jeff Miller" wrote in message news:6dZgc.26398$XP2.17007@lakeread06... Doug Kanter wrote: In my dreams, I pull a bottle of KY jelly out of my vest, get the guy's attention, and say "Hey....nothin's bitin'...wanna try another way to pass the time?" That oughta clear the stream PRONTO. um...without regard to the possible freudian interpretation of such a dream... It's a waking dream, silly. Like the one about being able to sit in my front yard with a .223, clear the neighborhood of stray dogs once and for all, and have the cops stop by afterward with a case of Molson. you "oughta" consider the alternative possibility that you might simply discover/encourage a new fishing companion. Yeah....I suppose the plan could go wrong. Someone has to come with another idea. Wait...I have it! Bring my ex mother-in-law, who talks so much that I've seen people try to hang themselves with their belts. Sic her on the other fishermen..... |
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ah...the mum-in-law gambit. among the most feared moves in any game.
mine is 94, frail, with alzheimers...she still scares the hell outta me and controls her daughter's life. mere fishermen have no chance against such a force of nature... Doug Kanter wrote: Yeah....I suppose the plan could go wrong. Someone has to come with another idea. Wait...I have it! Bring my ex mother-in-law, who talks so much that I've seen people try to hang themselves with their belts. Sic her on the other fishermen..... |
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![]() "Jeff Miller" wrote... Doug Kanter wrote: Yeah....I suppose the plan could go wrong. Someone has to come with another idea. Wait...I have it! Bring my ex mother-in-law, who talks so much that I've seen people try to hang themselves with their belts. Sic her on the other fishermen..... ah...the mum-in-law gambit. among the most feared moves in any game. mine is 94, frail, with alzheimers...she still scares the hell outta me and controls her daughter's life. mere fishermen have no chance against such a force of nature... MILs only conjure fear in SILs, so the gambit is fatally flawed. To the outsider, MILs appear as rational, loving, caring human beings. -- TL, Tim who is fortunate enough to have a MIL who is sweet to him, and makes one helluva vodka martini. ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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ohh tim... you're simply falling for the vodka martini ploy. after 3 or
4, i bet you're a talker, huh? my mumlaw used fried chicken... g Tim J. wrote: "Jeff Miller" wrote... Doug Kanter wrote: Yeah....I suppose the plan could go wrong. Someone has to come with another idea. Wait...I have it! Bring my ex mother-in-law, who talks so much that I've seen people try to hang themselves with their belts. Sic her on the other fishermen..... ah...the mum-in-law gambit. among the most feared moves in any game. mine is 94, frail, with alzheimers...she still scares the hell outta me and controls her daughter's life. mere fishermen have no chance against such a force of nature... MILs only conjure fear in SILs, so the gambit is fatally flawed. To the outsider, MILs appear as rational, loving, caring human beings. |
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![]() "Jeff Miller" wrote... Tim J. wrote: "Jeff Miller" wrote... Doug Kanter wrote: Yeah....I suppose the plan could go wrong. Someone has to come with another idea. Wait...I have it! Bring my ex mother-in-law, who talks so much that I've seen people try to hang themselves with their belts. Sic her on the other fishermen..... ah...the mum-in-law gambit. among the most feared moves in any game. mine is 94, frail, with alzheimers...she still scares the hell outta me and controls her daughter's life. mere fishermen have no chance against such a force of nature... MILs only conjure fear in SILs, so the gambit is fatally flawed. To the outsider, MILs appear as rational, loving, caring human beings. ohh tim... you're simply falling for the vodka martini ploy. after 3 or 4, i bet you're a talker, huh? my mumlaw used fried chicken... g I can get used to those kinds of ploys. ![]() tumbler style) I'll start talking after one, and continue incoherently after two. -- TL, Tim ------------------------ http://css.sbcma.com/timj |
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![]() "Dave Mc" wrote in message ... What do you think is the most important aspect in fly fishing? Your at a gold medal, medium sized stream, trout are 10" to 20" and they're all over the place, but won't take anything. The area is well fished, the fish are spooky but also used to fisherman being around so, they don't run and hide. No hatch, no fish rising. Casting?- putting the fly exactly where it needs to be. Fly selection?- match what they're eating! Presentation?- drag free, correct depth. Stealth?- don't let them know you there. I realize all of these aspects are very important to a successful trip but only pick one!. I've only been fly fishing a few years but, my guess would be presentation. Just curious about what you guys think. Thanks, Dave Mc Seems to me this is like saying you want to drive somewhere and asking which is more important, gasoline, spark plugs, battery,... |
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