major malfunction.......

one screw up after another......does he have his blue dress
redy for the oval office? ha, ha, ha !!!!



A big reason why the government is inefficient and ineffective is
because Washington has outdated technology, with federal workers
having better computers at home than in the office.

This startling admission came Thursday from Peter Orszag, who manages
the federal bureaucracy for President Barack Obama.

The public is getting a bad return on its tax dollars because
government workers are operating with outdated technologies, Orszag
said in a statement that kicked off a summit between Obama and dozens
of corporate CEOs.

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Barack Obama ends his first year in office
with his to-do list still long and his unfulfilled campaign promises
stacked high.

From winding down the war in Iraq to limiting lobbyists, Obama has
made some progress. But the president has faced political reality and
accepted - sometimes grudgingly - compromises that leave him exposed
to criticism. Promises that have proven difficult include pledges not
to raise taxes, to curb earmarks and to shut down the Guantanamo Bay
detention facility in Cuba by the end of his first year.

"We are moving systematically to bring about change, but change is
hard," Obama told a town hall crowd in California. "Change doesn't
happen overnight."

That was in March.

Everybody should just relax and take it easy.

Unsubstantiated rumors that Vice President Joe Biden had suddenly gone
a little loopy and ordered some of his official meetings opened to at
least cursory public or media attention were just that --
unsubstantiated rumors.

After a recent public sighting, fears had mounted that the one-time,
long-term senator might rebel against traditional White House
strictures and start acting on all the administration's oft-promised
promises of government transparency and official openness running back
into 2008.

But the VP's public schedule today puts all those fears to rest.

In fact, loyal Ticket readers will recall that one day last summer
with no advance warning whatsoever Biden's official White House
schedule changed from listing frequent "private meetings" to listing
frequent meetings that are "closed press." Was this dramatic and....


....little-noticed vocabulary change a sign of internal administration
turmoil? What did it really mean?

No, of course not. And, nothing.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Retail sales unexpectedly fell in December, leaving
2009 with the biggest yearly drop on record and highlighting the
formidable hurdles facing the economy as it struggles to recover from
the deepest recession in seven decades.

In another disappointing economic report, the number of newly laid-off
workers requesting unemployment benefits rose more than expected last
week as jobs remain scarce.

A year into his tenure, a majority of Americans would already vote
against Pres. Obama if the '12 elections were held today, according to
a new survey.

The Allstate/National Journal Heartland Monitor poll shows 50% say
they would probably or definitely vote for someone else. Fully 37% say
they would definitely cast a ballot against Obama. Meanwhile, just 39%
would vote to re-elect the pres. to a 2nd term, and only 23% say they
definitely would do so.

President Obama has not held a full news conference at the White House
since July 22, the night he said that the Cambridge Police "acted
stupidly" in the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates.

Since then, the president has delivered dozens of speeches and taken a
few questions from reporters while with world leaders on foreign
trips. But, lately, it is rare for him to take questions from the
media at events or meetings at the White House.

Obama had five news conferences at the White House last year, one more
than President George W. Bush had in his first year in office.

You just keep ****ing into the wind Beancounter. You need to step up
your hate America campaign by packing up and going to work to get the
UNLV coach's kid elected to the Senate from Nevada, That Dean fella
is
supporting Tarkington's kid.
At least thats what some of my junk mail says.

See? We are here to help.Now, to help we need to know a little more
about you, we call them diagnostics. Ready? No tall tales now. OK


So tell me: What sounds like the most fun to you? In rank order, by
Alpha Beta Carotene.
1) Being invited to the Aryan Nations Sleepover
2) Watching a viseo of the Christian Warrior Games
3) Shooting a mess of prairie dogs from a jeep
4) Filling in overnight with the new youth pastor
5) Signing 300 Form 1040s
6) Reading Mien Kampf in the original
7) Building a new fence around the compound
8) Coming out for 2 days straight
9) Wearing Auntie's black cocktail dress
10) Running over some homeless guy


Why?


Okayyyyy. Very good Richard. Be assured that we will be getting back
to you soon. And of course you will find the answers to any questions
you may have in the packet. I'll be needing your building key-pass
card, now. And be sure to clear your personal items from your work
station by close of business today.


Dave

dems = one screw up after another....too many to keep
track of now...ha, ha, ha.....

Sit down Mr Beancounter. We are here to help.Now, to help we need to
know a little more about you, we call them diagnostics. Ready? No tall
tales now. OK

So tell me: What sounds like the most fun to you? In rank order, by
Alpha Beta Carotene.

1) Being invited to the Aryan Nations Sleepover
2) Watching a viseo of the Christian Warrior Games
3) Shooting a mess of prairie dogs from a jeep
4) Filling in overnight with the new youth pastor
5) Signing 300 Form 1040s
6) Reading Mien Kampf in the original
7) Building a new fence around the compound
8) Coming out for 2 days straight
9) Wearing Auntie's black cocktail dress
10) Running over some homeless guy

Why?

Okayyyyy. Very good Richard. Be assured that we will be getting back
to you soon. And of course you will find the answers to any questions
you may have in the packet. I'll be needing your building key-pass
card, now. And be sure to clear your personal items from your work
station by close of business today.

Dave

dems = one screw up after another....too many to keep
track of now...ha, ha, ha.....