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  #721  
Old February 6th, 2010, 12:29 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default comerad hussein is a proven man of his word. The word is fibber

On Feb 5, 5:06*pm, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
Lib - Tards = "anyone who dosrn't love our comerad hussein is a
racist"....ha, ha
ha....What, next you will tell us is to question his citizenship is to
be un civil...

he, he, he.....there is no end to this dumbass thinking....lib-tards
better unite !!!

On Feb 5, 11:48*am, DaveS wrote:



Sit down Mr Beancounter. We are here to help.Now, to help we need to
know a little more about you, we call them diagnostics. Ready? No
tall
tales now. OK


So tell me: What sounds like the most fun to you? In rank order, by
Alpha Beta Carotene.


1) Being invited to the Aryan Nations Sleepover
2) Watching a video of the Christian Warrior Games while sitting on a
rubber sheet.
3) Shooting a mess of prairie dogs from a jeep
4) Filling in overnight with the new youth pastor
5) Signing 300 Form 1040s
6) Reading Mien Kampf in the original
7) Building a new fence around the compound
8) Coming out for 2 days straight
9) Wearing Auntie's black cocktail dress
10) Running over some homeless guy
11) Pretending you flyfish
12) Pretending you can read and write


Why?


Okayyyyy. Very good Richard. Be assured that we will be getting back
to you soon. And of course you will find the answers to any questions
you may have in the packet. I'll be needing your building key-pass
card, now. Yes, NOW.
And be sure to clear your personal items from your work station by
close of business today. Yes. yes you can keep the ball point pen.


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  #722  
Old February 6th, 2010, 12:31 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default comerad hussein is a proven man of his word. The word is fibber

THE OBVIOUS DEFICIT-CLOSERS

By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN


Published in the New York Post on February 5, 2010


As he tells us he wants to reduce the dangerous budget deficit,
President
Obama brings to mind the hapless engineers at Toyota who find that
their
vehicles accelerate whether or not the driver wants them to. It
appears
that no matter how hard Obama jams on the brakes with his newfound
commitment to deficit reduction (after almost doubling the deficit in
one
year), the level of red ink just seems inexorably to rise. The House
voted
yesterday to raise the federal debt limit another $1.9 trillion.


Obviously, more fundamental change in the budget's engineering is
needed.
But, unfortunately, it is easier to recall a car than a president.


Obama's announced intention to freeze 13 percent of the budget for
three
years is a relatively minor cut. It will trim the deficit by only 3
percent over the decade.


But if the president really wanted to get serious about reducing the
deficit, he's got two easy steps to take:


1) Stop the remaining $500 billion of last year's $800 billion
stimulus
package.


2) Refund to the Treasury the $500 billion in TARP funds repaid by
the
banks.


Instead, he's merrily spending the remaining stimulus cash -- even
though
the first round failed to curb the recession, doing little more than
protecting the jobs and pay of state and local government employees.
The
remaining money would do more of the same -- while also funding
pork-barrel projects all over America.


But only $300 billion of the stimulus has been spent. Why not call
back
the remaining $500 billion? Because Obama is still committed to the
expansion of government spending. His promise of a (minor) freeze
next
year brings to mind an overweight friend's talk of the diet he'll go
on --
even as he starts another banana split.


Then there's the TARP funds. Most of the money laid out under
President
George W. Bush is being repaid by the banks that borrowed it -- but
Obama
is intent on intercepting the cash before it lands in the Treasury
and
sending it out the door again.


He wants these funds for his second stimulus, relabeled as a "jobs
bill."
Some $30 billion is to go to small businesses for job creation, $30
billion for consumer credit and yet another $100 billion for more
state
and local aid -- that is, more protection for government workers.


And none of that cash will ever come back -- even though it's TARP
money
that was initially appropriated for short-term lending, spending that
the
government would quickly recoup.


When will the president learn that deficit spending isn't the way to
stimulate the economy? That by adding to the deficit, he is stopping
business from borrowing to create jobs and blocking consumers from
getting
the capital they need to make purchases?


Treasury debt is up 41 percent over the last year, while commercial
and
consumer lending is down by more than 20 percent: The government is
hogging the loan window. Doesn't the president realize that this is
blocking, not catalyzing, job creation?


  #723  
Old February 6th, 2010, 06:50 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default Interview of Beancounter, Purpose: Diagnostics


Sit down Mr Beancounter. We are here to help.
Now, to help we need to know a little more about you, we call them
diagnostics. Ready?
No tall tales now.
OK Time.

So tell me: IN the list below
What activity sounds like the most fun to you?
And now for the other activities,
In rank order please,

1) Being invited to the Aryan Nations Sleepover
2) Watching a video of the Christian Warrior Games while sitting on a
rubber sheet.
3) Shooting a mess of prairie dogs from a jeep
4) Filling in overnight with the new youth pastor
5) Signing 300 Form 1040s
6) Reading Mien Kampf in the original
7) Building a new fence around the compound
8) Coming out for 2 days straight
9) Wearing Auntie's black cocktail dress
10) Running over some homeless guy
11) Pretending you flyfish
12) Pretending you can read and write


Why?


Okayyyyy. Very good Richard.
You are free to go now
Be assured that we will be getting back
to you soon. And of course you will find the answers to any questions
you may have in the packet. I'll be needing your building key-pass
card, now. Yes, NOW.
And be sure to clear your personal items from your work station by
close of business today.
Yes. yes you can keep the ball point pen.


Dave



  #724  
Old February 6th, 2010, 02:00 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default lib tard math.....

The Treasury estimated net losses on its $700 billion bailout program
at $68.5 billion for the fiscal year ended September 30, 2009.

The December report for the Troubled Asset Relief Program, or TARP,
showed that the fiscal 2009 net loss included estimated losses of
$30.4 billion for AIG and $30.4 billion for automakers, with $27.1
billion in losses from the Home Affordable Modification Program.

  #725  
Old February 6th, 2010, 02:43 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default lib tard math.....

WASHINGTON – No, maybe he can't. President Barack Obama, who insisted
he would succeed where other presidents had failed to fix the nation's
health care system, now concedes the effort may die in Congress.

The president's newly conflicting signals could frustrate Democratic
lawmakers who are hungry for guidance from the White House as they try
to salvage the effort to extend coverage to millions of uninsured
Americans and hold down spiraling medical costs. Obama's comments
Thursday night came hours after Republican Scott Brown was sworn in to
replace the late Edward M. Kennedy, leaving Democrats without their
filibuster-proof majority in the Senate, and Obama's signature health
legislation with no clear path forward.


  #726  
Old February 6th, 2010, 02:59 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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I'm only replying to this because I am sick of the slur word that Rich
continually uses referencing the learning handicapped. I work with
these folks (there are millions of folks who work with the kids, very
few who work with adults. I call it the "kitten syndrome."). Rich,
through his ignorance and stupidity (and trust me, there's a huge
difference between being learning handicapped and stupid), continues
to insult these folks. Enough.
Frank Reid
  #727  
Old February 6th, 2010, 04:59 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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my brother is "handicapped" and we take offense to your
pc policing of the english language..we are offended by the
word "handicapped" and wish you would use the pc correct
term "retard"....ya retard.....



On Feb 6, 7:59*am, Frank Reid © 2008 wrote:
I'm only replying to this because I am sick of the slur word that Rich
continually uses referencing the learning handicapped. *I work with
these folks (there are millions of folks who work with the kids, very
few who work with adults. *I call it the "kitten syndrome."). *Rich,
through his ignorance and stupidity (and trust me, there's a huge
difference between being learning handicapped and stupid), continues
to insult these folks. *Enough.
Frank Reid


  #728  
Old February 6th, 2010, 05:03 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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On Feb 6, 10:59*am, "~^ beancounter ~^" wrote:
my brother is "handicapped" and we take offense to your
pc policing of the english language..we are offended by the
word "handicapped" and wish you would use the pc correct
term "retard"....ya retard.....


Don't believe it. Both my brother and sister have extreme learning
difficulties. No one who has spent his life keeping his family from
being picked on and harassed would use the word. So, I'm calling you
out as a liar.
Frank Reid
  #729  
Old February 6th, 2010, 05:04 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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so what...



*So, I'm calling you
out as a liar.
Frank Reid


  #730  
Old February 6th, 2010, 05:12 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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we don't sit around and whine and cry, and worry about words.....
my brother is a quad, brain stem injury, severd at theT5 level...and
lives a pretty good life...all things considered...he dosen't cry in
his beer about pc term though...i can tell ya that......believe what
fits into your little world....
 




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