RNC Agenda

I thought that this group was about fly fishing, not spraying out partisan
spew (from either side). If we feel a need for that crap, there are plenty
of groups, websites, etc. etc. for that ****.

The best part about fishing is getting away from all the rankering back and
forth. Take it somewhere else.

Can you sear - SEAR that in your memory?


"Mark H. Bowen" wrote in message
.. .

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE
New York, NY

CONVENTION SCHEDULE
* 6:00 pm Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
* 6:30 pm Pledge of Allegiance (twice)
* 6:35 pm Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
* 6:45 pm Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
* 6:46 pm Seminar #1: "Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment"
* 7:40 pm EPA Address #1: "Mercury, It's What's for Dinner"
* 8:00 pm Vote on which country to invade next
* 8:10 pm Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh
* 8:15 pm John Ashcroft Lectu "The Homos are After Your Children"
* 8:30 pm Round table discussion on reproductive rights (Men only)
* 8:50 pm Seminar #2: "Corporations: The Government of the Future"
* 9:00 pm Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' That Man"
* 9:10 pm EPA Address #2: "Tree! s: The Real Cause of Forest Fires"
* 9:30 pm Break for secret meetings
* 10:00 pm Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
* 10:15 pm Lecture by Karl Rove: "Doublespeak made easy"
* 10:30 pm Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
* 10:35 pm Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
* 10:40 pm John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
* 10:45 pm Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans
* 10:46 pm Seminar #3: "Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy"
* 11:10 pm Hillary Clinton Piñata
* 11:20 pm Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Evolutionists: The
Dangerous
New Cult"
* 11:30 pm Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
* 11:35 pm Blame Clinton
* 11:40 pm Laura serves milk and cookies
* 11:50 pm Closing Prayer led by Judge Robert Eckels following his
reading
of the Ten Commandments
* 12:00 am Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary
Overlord

Mark --I have no idea who authored this, I just know that I didn't.--

"North Star" wrote...
I thought that this group was about fly fishing, not spraying out partisan
spew (from either side). If we feel a need for that crap, there are plenty
of groups, websites, etc. etc. for that ****.

For GOD'S SAKE, man - don't repost that thing again!

Seriously, check out http://www.cs.nmsu.edu/~jcook/ROFF/ and read the part about
"Are you thinking of complaining about all the non-flyfishing talk?"
Enlightening!
--
TL,
Tim
http://css.sbcma.com/timj

North Star wrote:

I thought that this group was about fly fishing, ...

Well you thought wrong, you top posting ****wit. This
group is about fly fishermen and we'll talk about whatever
the **** we want to talk about without so much as a never
you mind from an anonymous, top posting ****tard like you.

Now go away, do your homework, and when you discover what
this group is about you can come back. You'll probably want
to change your alias, "North Star" is too, too cutesy.

--
Ken Fortenberry

"Mike" wrote in message
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Must be a republican with a democrat shoved up his ass


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick


yea, but I took a ****, and I feel a lot better. :-)

jh

"John Hightower" wrote in message
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"Mike" wrote in message
...
Must be a republican with a democrat shoved up his ass


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick


yea, but I took a ****, and I feel a lot better. :-)

jh

Well it couldn't have been that Dem. up your patootie, cause it takes more than a good
**** to dislodge one of them filthy bastids!

Mark --ya might wanna see a veterinarian...they got pills that'll take care of the
problem.--

John Hightower wrote:
"Mike" wrote in message
...

Must be a republican with a democrat shoved up his ass


Handyman Mike
Standing in a river waving a stick



yea, but I took a ****, and I feel a lot better. :-)

I liked Ron Reagan's comment, when, during Ronald Reagan's interminal
funeral, GWB was trying to wrap himself in Reagan's legacy:

"My father crapped bigger ones than George Bush,"

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