OT Kerry on Letterman

Kerry did the top 10 list last night.

Kerry's ``Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals'' a

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to
Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want
to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S.
Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the
whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it ``nuclear'' instead of
``nucular.''

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

One other snippet: Kerry also poked fun at the tedious debate negotiations
between the rival campaigns that ended in agreement Monday. Kerry said he
wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in the vice presidential debate,
but Cheney wanted to sit. "We compromised and now George Bush is going to
sit on Dick Cheney's lap," he said.

Scott

"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Kerry did the top 10 list last night.

Kerry's ``Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals'' a

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to
Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me
want
to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S.
Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the
whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it ``nuclear'' instead of
``nucular.''

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

One other snippet: Kerry also poked fun at the tedious debate negotiations
between the rival campaigns that ended in agreement Monday. Kerry said he
wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in the vice presidential debate,
but Cheney wanted to sit. "We compromised and now George Bush is going to
sit on Dick Cheney's lap," he said.



For real? If Kerry really DID do the top 10, you gotta admire his ability to
make fun of himself. And of Bush/Cheney. I especially like #10 and #3.

--riverman

On 9/21/04 1:24 PM, in article
, "Scott Seidman"
wrote:
hilarious top 10 list snipped
Kerry said he
wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in the vice presidential debate,
but Cheney wanted to sit. "We compromised and now George Bush is going to
sit on Dick Cheney's lap," he said.

:-)

As part of the whoopla on campus surrounding the veep debate, we put
together a vice presidential trivia quiz. It's a contest for the students,
so once they have their crack at it, I'll post it here (sometime after the
debate) and see how y'all do on it. It was kind of fun to put together!

Bill

"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Kerry did the top 10 list last night.

Kerry's ``Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals'' a

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to
Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me
want
to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S.
Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the
whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it ``nuclear'' instead of
``nucular.''

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

One other snippet: Kerry also poked fun at the tedious debate negotiations
between the rival campaigns that ended in agreement Monday. Kerry said he
wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in the vice presidential debate,
but Cheney wanted to sit. "We compromised and now George Bush is going to
sit on Dick Cheney's lap," he said.



For real? If Kerry really DID do the top 10, you gotta admire his ability to
make fun of himself. And of Bush/Cheney. I especially like #10 and #3.

--riverman

On 9/21/04 1:24 PM, in article
, "Scott Seidman"
wrote:
hilarious top 10 list snipped
Kerry said he
wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in the vice presidential debate,
but Cheney wanted to sit. "We compromised and now George Bush is going to
sit on Dick Cheney's lap," he said.

:-)

As part of the whoopla on campus surrounding the veep debate, we put
together a vice presidential trivia quiz. It's a contest for the students,
so once they have their crack at it, I'll post it here (sometime after the
debate) and see how y'all do on it. It was kind of fun to put together!

Bill

"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Kerry did the top 10 list last night.

Kerry's ``Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals'' a

10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.

9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.

8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to
Halliburton.

7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me
want
to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.

6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S.
Constitution.

5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.

4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the
whole damn thing.

3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.

2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it ``nuclear'' instead of
``nucular.''

1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.

One other snippet: Kerry also poked fun at the tedious debate negotiations
between the rival campaigns that ended in agreement Monday. Kerry said he
wanted running mate John Edwards to stand in the vice presidential debate,
but Cheney wanted to sit. "We compromised and now George Bush is going to
sit on Dick Cheney's lap," he said.



For real? If Kerry really DID do the top 10, you gotta admire his ability to
make fun of himself. And of Bush/Cheney. I especially like #10 and #3.

--riverman