cc of a letter I sent Chris today...

(Chris is fishing his first club tourney Saturday, and he happened to have
drawn the guy I'm competing against for the points title. Thought I'd give
him some advice...)

"OK, well you're fishing with the guy I'm slugging it out with for the
points title this year, so let me give you some pointers:

1) Cross & tangle his line every chance you get.

2) Ask him like 20,000 questions during the course of the day. Anything to
break his concentration.

3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then ask
Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you don't
hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

5) If he "backseats" you, just jump up on his casting deck & say "You don't
mind if I fish up here too, do ya?"

6) If he puts any bass in the livewell, quietly remove & release his fish
when he's not looking.

7) If he asks you what time it is in the latter part of the day, subtract 1
hour from the actual time.

Oh, THANKS!

Warren"

Seems reasonable to me.

"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
(Chris is fishing his first club tourney Saturday, and he happened to have
drawn the guy I'm competing against for the points title. Thought I'd
give
him some advice...)

"OK, well you're fishing with the guy I'm slugging it out with for the
points title this year, so let me give you some pointers:

1) Cross & tangle his line every chance you get.

2) Ask him like 20,000 questions during the course of the day. Anything
to
break his concentration.

3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then
ask
Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't
hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

5) If he "backseats" you, just jump up on his casting deck & say "You
don't
mind if I fish up here too, do ya?"

6) If he puts any bass in the livewell, quietly remove & release his fish
when he's not looking.

7) If he asks you what time it is in the latter part of the day, subtract
1
hour from the actual time.

Oh, THANKS!

Warren"

Seems reasonable to me.

"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
(Chris is fishing his first club tourney Saturday, and he happened to have
drawn the guy I'm competing against for the points title. Thought I'd
give
him some advice...)

"OK, well you're fishing with the guy I'm slugging it out with for the
points title this year, so let me give you some pointers:

1) Cross & tangle his line every chance you get.

2) Ask him like 20,000 questions during the course of the day. Anything
to
break his concentration.

3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then
ask
Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't
hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

5) If he "backseats" you, just jump up on his casting deck & say "You
don't
mind if I fish up here too, do ya?"

6) If he puts any bass in the livewell, quietly remove & release his fish
when he's not looking.

7) If he asks you what time it is in the latter part of the day, subtract
1
hour from the actual time.

Oh, THANKS!

Warren"

Don't want the poor boy to feel lost out there, right?

WW ;-)

"Bob Rickard" wrote in message
m...
Seems reasonable to me.

"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
(Chris is fishing his first club tourney Saturday, and he happened to
have
drawn the guy I'm competing against for the points title. Thought I'd
give
him some advice...)

"OK, well you're fishing with the guy I'm slugging it out with for the
points title this year, so let me give you some pointers:

1) Cross & tangle his line every chance you get.

2) Ask him like 20,000 questions during the course of the day. Anything
to
break his concentration.

3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then
ask
Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't
hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

5) If he "backseats" you, just jump up on his casting deck & say "You
don't
mind if I fish up here too, do ya?"

6) If he puts any bass in the livewell, quietly remove & release his
fish
when he's not looking.

7) If he asks you what time it is in the latter part of the day,
subtract
1
hour from the actual time.

Oh, THANKS!

Warren"

Here was my response to this:
"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then
ask Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

Throwing lues in trees is my specialtity..ask Randy.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

And what's a net!?! I get razzed for lipping with a boga grip and ya'll use
nets!?!

I'll make sure to print this out to show to Mike...

Christopher

lmao, of course! I forgot one:

*Every hour or so, say "I'll bet Warren's catchin em..."

Mike'sa great fisherman, you should have fun.

Warren ;-)


"Christopher P. Cericola" wrote in message
roups.com...
Here was my response to this:
"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can, then
ask Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

Throwing lues in trees is my specialtity..ask Randy.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

And what's a net!?! I get razzed for lipping with a boga grip and ya'll
use
nets!?!

I'll make sure to print this out to show to Mike...

Christopher

Chris can cast a lure further into the woods then anyone I have ever fished
with.. and no real men don't fish with nets. Stick with what Warren said,
when Mike asks for the net simply reply.. Warren would not like that... :-)


"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
lmao, of course! I forgot one:

*Every hour or so, say "I'll bet Warren's catchin em..."

Mike'sa great fisherman, you should have fun.

Warren ;-)


"Christopher P. Cericola" wrote in message
roups.com...
Here was my response to this:
"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
3) throw your lures repeatedly into as many trees/snags as you can,
then
ask Mike if he'll be nice enough to retreive them for ya.

Throwing lues in trees is my specialtity..ask Randy.

4) If he yells "Get the net!" at any point, pretend at first that you
don't hear him & then that you don't know where the net is.

And what's a net!?! I get razzed for lipping with a boga grip and ya'll
use
nets!?!

I'll make sure to print this out to show to Mike...

Christopher

On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 18:28:53 -0400, "alwaysfishking"
wrote:

Chris can cast a lure further into the woods then anyone I have ever fished
with..

Hath thy Christoph dethroneth me? 'Twas once written that thee Cat of
Thunder shall forever be knownst as the Lord of the Branch. Am I no
more? Say it isn't so...

Harry J aka Thundercat
Brooklyn Bill's Tackle Shop Fishing Team
http://www.geocities.com/brooklynbill2003/products.html
Share the knowledge, compete on execution.

ROFLMAO !!!!

"Thundercat" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 27 Sep 2004 18:28:53 -0400, "alwaysfishking"
wrote:

Chris can cast a lure further into the woods then anyone I have ever
fished
with..

Hath thy Christoph dethroneth me? 'Twas once written that thee Cat of
Thunder shall forever be knownst as the Lord of the Branch. Am I no
more? Say it isn't so...

Harry J aka Thundercat
Brooklyn Bill's Tackle Shop Fishing Team
http://www.geocities.com/brooklynbill2003/products.html
Share the knowledge, compete on execution.

Or better yet, he could stay home and send al as a proxy partner.

RichZ©
www.richz.com/fishing