Free Underwear Elastic

Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

go-bassn wrote:
Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/


Gee Warren I had just about talked Mojo into becoming one of your
sponsors , Oh well, I guess they will just have to stick with Hank Parker
P.S. A rubber band don't work,, your Hanes might, if of course you
"finally" wash them. :-)

--
Rodney Long,
Inventor of the Boomerang Fishing Pro. , Stand Out Hooks ,
Straight Out Lures, Mojo's Rock Hopper & Rig Saver weights, Mojo's Long
Shot rig
and the EZKnot http://www.ezknot.com

Now look at what you've done... You've done gone and blown Rodneys
sponsorship. That oughtta make you stop and think the next time your fingers
want to do some talking. ;-)

And if I can't have the original FTL, then you can just keep your Hanes.

--
Visit Charles at the new: www.thebasspro.net
www.secretweaponlures.com
www.outdoorfrontiers.com
www.midtennclassic.org


"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband
will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

"Rodney" wrote in message
...

P.S. A rubber band don't work,,

That about says it all snakeoil man.

lol

Warren

And to think Charles, some guys can't even pinpoint the actual moment that
thier careers went south.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/



"Charles Summers" wrote in message
...
Now look at what you've done... You've done gone and blown Rodneys
sponsorship. That oughtta make you stop and think the next time your
fingers
want to do some talking. ;-)

And if I can't have the original FTL, then you can just keep your Hanes.

--
Visit Charles at the new: www.thebasspro.net
www.secretweaponlures.com
www.outdoorfrontiers.com
www.midtennclassic.org


"go-bassn" wrote in message
...
Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband
will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

go-bassn wrote:

Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

Warren, I want to take you up on your offer, but I need your email
address. I know the one on the header can't be right, cause nobody would
actually post an email address on a newsgroup. Tell me, when will the
Fruit of the Loom version be available? The bass in this area won't go
for any old rubber band, they only bite if I'm using quality bungee
gear, and my wife is complaining about her spandex shorts getting too
short. I can't steal any more material from them.

Thanks Hef. No fake email addy's here pal, and only 100% quality underwear
elastic too. OK, if you must have the Fruit of the Loom you'll have to send
a SASE, ok? My address is on my website:

http://www.toolsforfolks2stupidtotiethierownknots.org

Warren

PS: tell me more about your wife's spandex shorts...
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/



"Henry Hefner" wrote in message
...
go-bassn wrote:

Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband
will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

Warren, I want to take you up on your offer, but I need your email
address. I know the one on the header can't be right, cause nobody would
actually post an email address on a newsgroup. Tell me, when will the
Fruit of the Loom version be available? The bass in this area won't go
for any old rubber band, they only bite if I'm using quality bungee
gear, and my wife is complaining about her spandex shorts getting too
short. I can't steal any more material from them.

So tell me! What the hell does this have to do with bass fishing?
"Henry Hefner" wrote in message
...
go-bassn wrote:

Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband
will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

Warren, I want to take you up on your offer, but I need your email
address. I know the one on the header can't be right, cause nobody would
actually post an email address on a newsgroup. Tell me, when will the
Fruit of the Loom version be available? The bass in this area won't go
for any old rubber band, they only bite if I'm using quality bungee
gear, and my wife is complaining about her spandex shorts getting too
short. I can't steal any more material from them.

Rodney invented the infomercial boomerang or something like that for bass
and other species fishing. Now Heeeeessss back. there was some animosity
on the newsgroup as rodney Spammed a lot.
Bill
p.s. Spell check asked if Rodney should be rodent. ;^)

"Bradley" wrote in message
. ..
So tell me! What the hell does this have to do with bass fishing?
"Henry Hefner" wrote in message
...
go-bassn wrote:

Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a
12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not
the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband
will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/

Warren, I want to take you up on your offer, but I need your email
address. I know the one on the header can't be right, cause nobody would
actually post an email address on a newsgroup. Tell me, when will the
Fruit of the Loom version be available? The bass in this area won't go
for any old rubber band, they only bite if I'm using quality bungee
gear, and my wife is complaining about her spandex shorts getting too
short. I can't steal any more material from them.

go-bassn wrote:

Until my jockeys fall down to my knees, I'll be happy to send you a 12"
section of my underwear elastic.

Keep in mind that the stuff I'll send you is the Hanes version, not the
genuine Fruit of the Loom version.

Of course, if you're too cheap to pay the postage, a simple rubberband will
do.

Warren ;-)
--
http://www.warrenwolk.com/


I must have missed something. This post is more than a little disturbing
taken by itself.

pat