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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in
a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" TL MC |
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Mike Connor wrote:
As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" That's more or less what the strutting, incompetent, lying nincompoop has accomplished in the past five years. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. |
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![]() "rw" schrieb im Newsbeitrag nk.net... Mike Connor wrote: As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" That's more or less what the strutting, incompetent, lying nincompoop has accomplished in the past five years. -- Cut "to the chase" for my email address. Entirely possible. He certainly has a remarkable talent for making himself look stupid. One is of course bound to wonder how such a person could ever become president of the USA. One is also moved to something akin to pity for those obliged to endure such. However this may be, donīt you people ever get tired of this ****? TL MC |
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See, we have something out here called wild trout streams. They aren't
created by a magic wand. These streams are all across the western U.S., and they all flow from wild areas that need protection in order for the stream quality to endure. The Bush administration doesn't like that. So, real fly fishermen will never get tired of pointing out crooked folk who wish to take or devleop public land. |
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![]() "Mike Connor" -snip- Entirely possible. He certainly has a remarkable talent for making himself look stupid. One is of course bound to wonder how such a person could ever become president of the USA. One is also moved to something akin to pity for those obliged to endure such. However this may be, donīt you people ever get tired of this ****? TL MC Mike, America has fallen victim to their own advertising. rather than listen, or think, they (Americans) want to hear something in twenty words or less that 'sound good.' A real logic deprived nation. Rather than say we can not about the future and will not participate in any greenhouse gas reduction, that we will postpone the problems and put them on our children, we grasp the phrase the Kyoto Accords are 'not in our financial best interests.' Americans are unable to recall why we quashed Iraq and instead, use whatever reason Bush is spouting. ...it has gotten so bad that most people vote for who they think is going to be the winner, my god they think they are at a race track. Good honest people who are otherwise very intelligent, have little or no clue when it comes to our politicians. It's embarrassing not to mention saddening.... ....As to how W got elected, well....that's a long story. ....Wait! Let me finish! john |
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asadi wrote:
"Mike Connor" -snip- Entirely possible. He certainly has a remarkable talent for making himself look stupid. One is of course bound to wonder how such a person could ever become president of the USA. One is also moved to something akin to pity for those obliged to endure such. However this may be, donīt you people ever get tired of this ****? Mike, America has fallen victim to their own advertising. rather than listen, or think, they (Americans) want to hear something in twenty words or less that 'sound good.' A real logic deprived nation. We may as well all die now. Woe is us. hand wringing. Despite the fact that we will all be dead soon (some would have you believe sooner than later), at least I can wish you all a Merry Christmas this one last gulp time. ;-) -- TL, Tim --------------------------- http://css.sbcma.com/timj/ |
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![]() "asadi" schrieb im Newsbeitrag . .. SNIP Good honest people who are otherwise very intelligent, have little or no clue when it comes to our politicians. It's embarrassing not to mention saddening.... ...As to how W got elected, well....that's a long story. ...Wait! Let me finish! john Indeed, I fear you may be right. A very interesting analysis. Thanks. Hope you and everybody else here has a nice Christmas. TL MC |
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![]() Mike Connor wrote: Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" TL MC |
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