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Did you know Wayno's name is Anthony Wayne Harrison ?

;-)

THE CLASSIC MIDDLE NAME (ALL NEW FOR 2005!) Once again this year, as a
public service, we release this crucial homicide data:

Charged with murder, awaiting trial: Darrell Wayne Maness, 19
(Wilmington, N.C.); Timothy Wayne Ebert, 39 (Cleveland, Tex.); John
Wayne Blair, 49 (Sevier County, Tenn.); Derek Wayne Jackson, 18
(Norristown, Pa.); Nathaniel Wayne Hart, 34 (Austin, Tex.); Kenneth
Wayne Keller, 42, (Denton County, Tex.); Ronald Wayne Lail, 43 (Burke
County, N.C.); Timothy Wayne Condrey, 27 (Caroleen, N.C.); Roy Wayne
Russell, 45 (Vancouver, Wash.); Jeremy Wayne Hopkins, 22 (Denton, Tex.);
Reginald Wayne Thomas, 23 (Huntsville, Tex.); Matthew Wayne Almand, 18
(Melbourne, Fla.)

Convicted of murder, but found insane: Emmanuel Wayne Harris, 28
(Bisbee, Ariz.)

Sentenced for murder: Tyler Wayne Justice (Alice, Tex.); Douglas Wayne
Pepper, 44 (Greensboro, N.C.)

Awaiting a retrial after a judge overturned his murder conviction:
Donald Wayne Shipe, 37 (Winchester, Va.)

Committed suicide in a murder-suicide: Eric Wayne Jacobs, 27
(Castroville, Tex.); Michael Wayne Baxter, 30 (Edgewater, Md.)

Executed for murder : Dennis Wayne Bagwell, 41; Lonnie Wayne Pursley,
43; Melvin Wayne White, 55 (all from Huntsville, Tex., the state
penitentiary)

Died of a drug overdose while serving two life terms for murder: Russell
Wayne Wagner, 52 (Jessup, Md.) (He was buried at Arlington National
Cemetery based on Army service in Vietnam. The son of Wagner's victims
objected, prompting a congressional review. A 1997 law supposedly bars
those convicted of capital crimes from being buried in a national cemetery.)

Final note: Police in New Scotland, N.Y., arrested Corianna Thompson,
45, in April for the murder of her mother, then released her last month
without charges while they investigate "additional leads." Thompson's
birth name was Corey Wayne Balashek. Before his sex change, he served
nine years in prison for the 1981 strangulation of an Albany nurse.
Authorities believe Thompson/Balashek is the first American, let alone
the first middle-name-Wayne, to be arrested for murder in both genders.

Sources: Maness: Wilmington (N.C.) Star News, Jan. 19; Ebert: Houston
Chronicle, Feb. 22; Blair: Knoxville News-Sentinel, April 29; Associated
Press, May 28; Jackson: Philadelphia Inquirer, April 21; Hart: Austin
American-Statesman, April 13, Nov. 3; Keller: Dallas Morning News, Aug.
14; Lail: Charlotte Observer, Sept. 22; Condrey: Daily Courier (Forest
City, N.C.), Sept. 22; Russell: The Columbian (Vancouver, Wash.), Nov.
19; Hopkins: Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Nov. 22; Thomas: Houston
Chronicle, Nov. 24; Almand: Orlando Sentinel, Nov. 30; Shipe: Winchester
Star, May 4, Nov. 8; Harris: Associated Press, Jan. 20; Justice: Alice
(Tex.) Echo-News Journal, Sept. 14; Pepper: Greensboro (N.C.) News &
Record, Nov. 8; Bagwell: Associated Press, Feb. 17; Pursley: Associated
Press, May 3; White: Associated Press, Nov. 3; Jacobs: Houston
Chronicle, April 14; Baxter: The Capital (Annapolis), Oct. 8; Wagner:
Washington Post, Aug. 5, 10; Thompson/Balashek: Albany (N.Y.) Times
Union, April 11, Nov. 18

Chuck Shepherd writes the weekly syndicated column News of the Weird,
which appears locally in Washington City Paper. His e-mail address
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THE CLASSIC MIDDLE NAME (ALL NEW FOR 2005!) Once again this year, as a
public service, we release this crucial homicide data:

Man, that's the middle name of the new boarder we got living in the
attic. The one with the hook for a hand that only goes out at night.
Frank Reid

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
Did you know Wayno's name is Anthony Wayne Harrison ?

i wouldn't kid around about stuff like that. it is accepted as gospel
that if a feller were to enter a bar in rowan county, n.c., that was
populated by two dozen pistol totin' drunks, and shout "stand up, wayne, you
sonofabitch!", he would fall dead on the floor inside of three seconds,
riddled by 21 gunshots.

yfitons
wayno(bang, bang, bang)

"Frank Reid" schrieb im :

Man, that's the middle name of the new boarder we got living in the
attic. The one with the hook for a hand that only goes out at night.
Frank Reid


Must be after seatrout? A net would be better than a gaff.

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

TL
MC

Wayne Harrison wrote:

i wouldn't kid around about stuff like that. it is accepted as gospel
that if a feller were to enter a bar in rowan county, n.c., that was
populated by two dozen pistol totin' drunks, and shout "stand up, wayne, you
sonofabitch!", he would fall dead on the floor inside of three seconds,
riddled by 21 gunshots.

So are the other three pistol totin' drunks not named
Wayne or are they just poor shots ? ;-)

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wayne Harrison wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...

Did you know Wayno's name is Anthony Wayne Harrison ?


i wouldn't kid around about stuff like that. it is accepted as gospel
that if a feller were to enter a bar in rowan county, n.c., that was
populated by two dozen pistol totin' drunks, and shout "stand up, wayne, you
sonofabitch!", he would fall dead on the floor inside of three seconds,
riddled by 21 gunshots.

So what? BFD. Exactly the same thing (or worse) would happen if you used
the names Earl, Skeeter, or Cooter.

--
Cut "to the chase" for my email address.

"Wayne Harrison" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
.. .

"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
...
Did you know Wayno's name is Anthony Wayne Harrison ?

i wouldn't kid around about stuff like that. it is accepted as gospel
that if a feller were to enter a bar in rowan county, n.c., that was
populated by two dozen pistol totin' drunks, and shout "stand up, wayne,
you sonofabitch!", he would fall dead on the floor inside of three
seconds, riddled by 21 gunshots.

yfitons
wayno(bang, bang, bang)


Thought only monarchs got 21?

TL
MC

On Mon, 26 Dec 2005 23:19:27 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Wayne Harrison wrote:

i wouldn't kid around about stuff like that. it is accepted as gospel
that if a feller were to enter a bar in rowan county, n.c., that was
populated by two dozen pistol totin' drunks, and shout "stand up, wayne, you
sonofabitch!", he would fall dead on the floor inside of three seconds,
riddled by 21 gunshots.

So are the other three pistol totin' drunks not named
Wayne or are they just poor shots ? ;-)


Or they agree with the shouter...

Cyli
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Often taunted by trout. Almost entirely harmless.

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Thought only monarchs got 21?

Naw, revenuers heading up into the mountains also get the 21 gun
salute, thats the origin of the salute for feds upstate.

Frank Reid

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Indeed, I shall speak no ill of him, even if he is a North Cakalakian.

--
Frank Reid
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