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Old January 19th, 2006, 04:55 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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A few years ago I started taking fly fishing lessons. The instructor
set up a
clinic in what was a Chinese restaurant that went bankrupt. I took
about

10 lessons when we started individual instruction. I was asked to
blindfold myself for this test. As I covered my eyes, I felt my pants
slide down as I was bent over an old stove. I took off the
blindfold and to my utter surprise I saw my instructor ****ing my ass,

laughing uncontrollably. he informed me that this was the ancient
Chinese art of Sum Yung Gai, and necessary to begin training. Since I
am new to fly fishing I am not sure if this is proper procedure. Should
I
find a new instructor?

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Old January 19th, 2006, 06:20 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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"Gadabout Gaddis" wrote in message
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A few years ago I started taking fly fishing lessons. The instructor
set up a
clinic in what was a Chinese restaurant that went bankrupt. I took
about

10 lessons when we started individual instruction. I was asked to
blindfold myself for this test. As I covered my eyes, I felt my pants
slide down as I was bent over an old stove. I took off the
blindfold and to my utter surprise I saw my instructor ****ing my ass,

laughing uncontrollably. he informed me that this was the ancient
Chinese art of Sum Yung Gai, and necessary to begin training. Since I
am new to fly fishing I am not sure if this is proper procedure. Should
I
find a new instructor?


Wrong group. Take to r.o.f.f.


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Old January 19th, 2006, 06:29 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Al, is that you again?
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"Gadabout Gaddis" wrote in message
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A few years ago I started taking fly fishing lessons. The instructor
set up a
clinic in what was a Chinese restaurant that went bankrupt. I took
about

10 lessons when we started individual instruction. I was asked to
blindfold myself for this test. As I covered my eyes, I felt my pants
slide down as I was bent over an old stove. I took off the
blindfold and to my utter surprise I saw my instructor ****ing my ass,

laughing uncontrollably. he informed me that this was the ancient
Chinese art of Sum Yung Gai, and necessary to begin training. Since I
am new to fly fishing I am not sure if this is proper procedure. Should
I
find a new instructor?



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Old January 19th, 2006, 06:53 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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No, stay with the instructor.....the visual image fits the imager!
Besides that, he opened his "fly" to demonstrate "fly fishing" to
you....persistence is the key to success, keep at it!

If you were trying to be funny....how does the sound of one hand
clapping sound to you?

I am going to hit "send".....but for the life of me I don't know why!

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Old January 21st, 2006, 02:04 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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Gadabout Gaddis wrote:
A few years ago I started taking fly fishing lessons. The instructor
set up a
clinic in what was a Chinese restaurant that went bankrupt. I took
about

10 lessons when we started individual instruction. I was asked to
blindfold myself for this test. As I covered my eyes, I felt my pants
slide down as I was bent over an old stove. I took off the
blindfold and to my utter surprise I saw my instructor ****ing my ass,

laughing uncontrollably. he informed me that this was the ancient
Chinese art of Sum Yung Gai, and necessary to begin training. Since I
am new to fly fishing I am not sure if this is proper procedure. Should
I
find a new instructor?


I bet there aren't to many of these folks that know who the real
Gadabout Gaddis was!!

BD
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Old January 21st, 2006, 02:44 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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"Bill Durham" wrote in message
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Gadabout Gaddis wrote:
A few years ago I started taking fly fishing lessons. The instructor
set up a
clinic in what was a Chinese restaurant that went bankrupt. I took
about

10 lessons when we started individual instruction. I was asked to
blindfold myself for this test. As I covered my eyes, I felt my pants
slide down as I was bent over an old stove. I took off the
blindfold and to my utter surprise I saw my instructor ****ing my ass,

laughing uncontrollably. he informed me that this was the ancient
Chinese art of Sum Yung Gai, and necessary to begin training. Since I
am new to fly fishing I am not sure if this is proper procedure. Should
I find a new instructor?


I bet there aren't to many of these folks that know who the real Gadabout
Gaddis was!!


AKA The Flying Fisherman. I remember him well, and used to watch him all
the time to my mother's consternation.....
--
Steve @ OutdoorFrontiers
http://www.outdoorfrontiers.com
G & S Guide Service and Custom Rods
http://www.herefishyfishy.com


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Old January 21st, 2006, 04:05 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.bass
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"Bill Durham" wrote in message
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Gadabout Gaddis wrote:
A few years ago I started taking fly fishing lessons. The instructor
set up a
clinic in what was a Chinese restaurant that went bankrupt. I took
about

10 lessons when we started individual instruction. I was asked to
blindfold myself for this test. As I covered my eyes, I felt my pants
slide down as I was bent over an old stove. I took off the
blindfold and to my utter surprise I saw my instructor ****ing my ass,

laughing uncontrollably. he informed me that this was the ancient
Chinese art of Sum Yung Gai, and necessary to begin training. Since I
am new to fly fishing I am not sure if this is proper procedure. Should
I
find a new instructor?


I bet there aren't to many of these folks that know who the real
Gadabout Gaddis was!!

BD

I have a vhs tape of his. Really cool. Joe Z.


 




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