Country music

With Wayno and Bruiser discussing country music thought I would offer the
latest rating

--TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS:

17. I Hate Every Bone in her Body but Mine


16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Your Ass
Out All Day
Long





15. If I Can't Be Number One in Your Life, Then Number Two On
You



14. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me



13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?



12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know w You So Well



11. I Still Miss You Baby, but My Aim's Gettin' Better



10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd
Win



9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight



8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here



7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out Of
Prison By Now



6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do M iss Him



5. She Got the Ring And I Got The Finger



4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly



3. Her Teeth Was Stained, but Her Heart Was Pure



2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer



And the Number #1 country song is. . . .



1.
I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke
Up With A Few


[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian Princess
and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 21:37:08 GMT, "Joe McIntosh"
wrote:

With Wayno and Bruiser discussing country music thought I would offer the
latest rating

--TOP 17 COUNTRY SONGS:
That the playlist on your iPod IJ? g
--
Charlie...
http://www.chocphoto.com

Joe McIntosh wrote:
snip
[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian Princess
and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}

It's best not to use offensive racial slurs lest people
think you are an ignorant old fool.

--
Ken Fortenberry

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:25:38 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

Joe McIntosh wrote:
snip
[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian Princess
and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}

It's best not to use offensive racial slurs lest people
think you are an ignorant old fool.

Got the Vicks and the Vagasil mixed up again, eh 40?
--
Charlie...
http://www.chocphoto.com

Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:
Joe McIntosh wrote:
snip
[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian Princess
and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}
It's best not to use offensive racial slurs lest people
think you are an ignorant old fool.

Got the Vicks and the Vagasil mixed up again, eh 40?

Wow, that sure was funny. You know what's mixed up ?
It ain't the guy who complains about offensive racial
slurs, it's guys like you who don't.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Wolfgang wrote:
"Ken Fortenberry" wrote:
Joe McIntosh wrote:
snip
[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian
Princess and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}
It's best not to use offensive racial slurs lest people
think you are an ignorant old fool.

Amazing. rest of the usual double drivel snipped

LOL !! You're a funny one you are, little Wolfie. Keep
up the good work.

--
Ken Fortenberry

Charlie Choc wrote:

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 23:25:38 GMT, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:


Joe McIntosh wrote:

snip

[ that one reminds me of the time I went to bed with an Indian Princess
and awoke the next morning with a fat squaw}

It's best not to use offensive racial slurs lest people
think you are an ignorant old fool.


Got the Vicks and the Vagasil mixed up again, eh 40?

may be the funniest image and comment of all time... simply, but
unquestionably, well, you know...hilarious. thanks charlie...

jeff

Joe McIntosh wrote
...obviously spoofed set of country songs

How do I know?

Well, you almost fooled me until I realized there wasn't any in there about
a truck, a train or mother.
--

-dnc-

Who actually likes country music ... depending on who's doin it.

Fiddleaway wrote:
Joe McIntosh wrote
...obviously spoofed set of country songs

How do I know?

Well, you almost fooled me until I realized there wasn't any in there about
a truck, a train or mother.
--

-dnc-


http://www.lyricsdir.com/the-notorio...ng-lyrics.html

In article .com,
says...

Fiddleaway wrote:
Joe McIntosh wrote
...obviously spoofed set of country songs

How do I know?

Well, you almost fooled me until I realized there wasn't any in there about
a truck, a train or mother.


http://www.lyricsdir.com/the-notorio...ng-lyrics.html


"I Never Went to Bed With an Ugly Woman, but I Sure Woke Up With a Few"
is a Bobby Bare song.

Kevin