fishin women

So these two women fished together every morning, one on each side of the
creek. The first woman had terrible luck, coming home emptied handed every
day. She would watch her friend fish and noticed that she would stick to
fishing one day on the left of the creek, one day on the right, and this go
on in an erratic (no, Op, not erotic), fashion,producing a bountiful catch
each day. Finally, on the way home one day the first woman asked the second
about her fishing strategy. The woman related her strategy. If, in the
morning when she woke up her husband's penis was lying to the right, she
fished on the right. If it was lying on the left, she fished on the left.
"well," her friend asked, "what do you do if it is sticking straight up?"
"Well, honey", she said."I don't fish on those days!" :-))

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SnakeFiddler

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So these two women fished together every morning, one on each side of the
creek. The first woman had terrible luck, coming home emptied handed
every
day. She would watch her friend fish and noticed that she would stick to
fishing one day on the left of the creek, one day on the right, and this
go
on in an erratic (no, Op, not erotic), fashion,producing a bountiful catch
each day. Finally, on the way home one day the first woman asked the
second
about her fishing strategy. The woman related her strategy. If, in the
morning when she woke up her husband's penis was lying to the right, she
fished on the right. If it was lying on the left, she fished on the left.
"well," her friend asked, "what do you do if it is sticking straight up?"
"Well, honey", she said."I don't fish on those days!" :-))


That's a variant of an old golf joke:
A couple of weeks ago, I played with new member who shot an even par 72.
We had fun during the round, so I asked him if he wanted to play next week.
He said: "Sure, but I might be a half hour late."
The following week he shows up right on time, and sets up on the first tee
this time playing left- handed. Again he shoots a 72.
I asked him if he wanted to play again next week.
He replied: "Sure but I might be a half hour late."
I then asked him :"How come some times you play right- handed and other
times, left-handed."
He said :"When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her left
side, I play left- handed and if she is on her right side, then I play
right- handed."
I then ask ;"So,what if she is laying flat on her back?"
"That's when I'll be a half hour late!" he replied

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Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps

BSEG!!!!! :-))

Snakefiddler-

"Stan Gula" wrote in message
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"SnakeFiddler" wrote in message
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So these two women fished together every morning, one on each side of
the
creek. The first woman had terrible luck, coming home emptied handed
every
day. She would watch her friend fish and noticed that she would stick
to
fishing one day on the left of the creek, one day on the right, and this
go
on in an erratic (no, Op, not erotic), fashion,producing a bountiful
catch
each day. Finally, on the way home one day the first woman asked the
second
about her fishing strategy. The woman related her strategy. If, in the
morning when she woke up her husband's penis was lying to the right, she
fished on the right. If it was lying on the left, she fished on the
left.
"well," her friend asked, "what do you do if it is sticking straight
up?"
"Well, honey", she said."I don't fish on those days!" :-))


That's a variant of an old golf joke:
A couple of weeks ago, I played with new member who shot an even par 72.
We had fun during the round, so I asked him if he wanted to play next
week.
He said: "Sure, but I might be a half hour late."
The following week he shows up right on time, and sets up on the first tee
this time playing left- handed. Again he shoots a 72.
I asked him if he wanted to play again next week.
He replied: "Sure but I might be a half hour late."
I then asked him :"How come some times you play right- handed and other
times, left-handed."
He said :"When I wake up in the morning and my wife is sleeping on her
left
side, I play left- handed and if she is on her right side, then I play
right- handed."
I then ask ;"So,what if she is laying flat on her back?"
"That's when I'll be a half hour late!" he replied

--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps