Fall in a pile...

of crap and come up with a gold coin.
Last week, I bit down on a popcorn kernal and shattered a molar. Hurt
just a tad. Went to the wife's dentist for emergency treatment.
He had some awesome magnifier glasses, loop style for working on
patients. I mentioned that I was a fly tyer and I really liked the
glasses.
"Fly tyer? Wow! That's how my mom earned money during WWII and
after. She would tie flies for about 5 fly shops."
He then says that he has an older pair of the glasses in the drawer
that has been in there for 10 years. I asked if he would sell them.
"Nope. Here, they're yours. I'll never use them."
So now I have a pair of these: http://www.designsforvision.com/DentHtml/DStdTel.htm
Friggen awesome, but my daughter says I look like a Borg when tying.
Frank Reid