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Old April 16th, 2004, 03:16 PM
Titus A Ducksass
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2 fish swim into a wall, one turned to the other and said dam.
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Old April 16th, 2004, 04:17 PM
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"Titus A Ducksass" wrote in message
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2 fish swim into a wall, one turned to the other and said dam.


Don't quit your day job.



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Old April 22nd, 2004, 10:47 PM
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Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"


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Old April 22nd, 2004, 11:00 PM
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 22:47:53 +0100, "Tench Ninja"
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Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

When they drove into the wall, they said Dam.
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Old May 12th, 2004, 07:57 PM
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Default Two fish ....

A Man walks into a fish and chip shop with a Cod under his arm

He asks do you sell Fish Cakes

The Lady behind the counter says of course we do

The Man says thank fu#k for that it's his birthday



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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 22:47:53 +0100, "Tench Ninja"
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Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

When they drove into the wall, they said Dam.



 




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