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June 27th, 2004, 06:36 AM
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A little joke
A young man walks into a Triton dealership. He browses around, then
spots the perfect boat, and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed his little accident. He turns back, and there, standing next to him, is a salesman. "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price." -- Charles Summers Secret Weapon Lures http://www.secretweaponlures.com 
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June 27th, 2004, 12:47 PM
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A little joke
On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 00:36:16 -0500, "Charles B. Summers"
cbsummers@(bellsouth)(dot)(net) wrote: A young man walks into a Triton dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect boat, and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed his little accident. He turns back, and there, standing next to him, is a salesman. "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price." ROFL! My wife just walked into the room to see what in the world had me laughing hysterically. Harry J aka Thundercat Brooklyn Bill's Tackle Shop Fishing Team http://www.geocities.com/brooklynbill2003/products.html Share the knowledge, compete on execution.
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June 27th, 2004, 01:21 PM
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A little joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks Chales, I can now play golf this morning and think of something funnier than my golf game! Chris Rens-Jigs "Charles B. Summers" cbsummers@(bellsouth)(dot)(net) wrote in message ... A young man walks into a Triton dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect boat, and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed his little accident. He turns back, and there, standing next to him, is a salesman. "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price." -- Charles Summers Secret Weapon Lures http://www.secretweaponlures.com
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June 28th, 2004, 01:37 AM
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Good one Chaz!
-- http://www.warrenwolk.com/ http://www.tri-statebassmasters.com "Charles B. Summers" cbsummers@(bellsouth)(dot)(net) wrote in message ... A young man walks into a Triton dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect boat, and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed his little accident. He turns back, and there, standing next to him, is a salesman. "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price." -- Charles Summers Secret Weapon Lures http://www.secretweaponlures.com
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June 28th, 2004, 05:25 PM
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A little joke
Now that is very funny and also true!
"Charles B. Summers" cbsummers@(bellsouth)(dot)(net) wrote in message ... A young man walks into a Triton dealership. He browses around, then spots the perfect boat, and walks over to inspect it. As he bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes him. Very embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed his little accident. He turns back, and there, standing next to him, is a salesman. "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably he asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" He answers, "Sir, if you farted just touching it, you are going to **** when you hear the price." -- Charles Summers Secret Weapon Lures http://www.secretweaponlures.com
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