MONTANA 2006

Might (its in the early stages) be going back to Omaha. Found out that
Offutt AFB is 1052 miles from Coburn, PA and also 1052 miles from West
Yellowstone, MT.
Might put a serious crimp in blasting up to Coburn for a weekend, but
might still do it.
Frank Reid

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Might (its in the early stages) be going back to Omaha. Found out that
Offutt AFB is 1052 miles from Coburn, PA and also 1052 miles from West
Yellowstone, MT....

Only 754 miles to Marquette.

Wolfgang
and ontonagon is closer yet!

Only 754 miles to Marquette.

Wolfgang
and ontonagon is closer yet!

Do I need a passport?

Frank "dazed and cornfuzed" Reid

"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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Only 754 miles to Marquette.

Wolfgang
and ontonagon is closer yet!

Do I need a passport?

Nah......just tell 'em you're with me.

Wolfgang
um.......and be sure to relieve yourself of any sharp objects before trying
to cross the border.

Only 754 miles to Marquette.

Wolfgang
and ontonagon is closer yet!

Do I need a passport?

Nah......just tell 'em you're with me.

Hold it. To dem youpers you is a southern rebel. You're just trying to get
back at me for the bear incident, aren't you?

Wolfgang
um.......and be sure to relieve yourself of any sharp objects before
trying to cross the border.

How 'bout if I just relieve myself ON some sharp objects before crossing the
border?

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Frank Reid
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"Frank Reid" wrote in message
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Only 754 miles to Marquette.

Wolfgang
and ontonagon is closer yet!

Do I need a passport?

Frank "dazed and cornfuzed" Reid


In all honesty Frank, and I mean no disrespect, wear a hat. One of your more
outrageous hats. Ear flaps kind of starched so they stick out like wings.
Flannel is good. Wear many types of flannel in different colors - none
matching.

Now, I wouldn't quite go with galoshes, but some type of high top boots that
are not tied at the top (so that they 'flay open' at the tops) are good.

I would recommend two or three flannel shirts, all successively further
unbuttoned.

Now, your coat should have plenty of pockets, preferably with gloves,
string, empty cigarette packs and so forth hanging out.

If possible, snow on your knees is good.

The boots should be old and well scuffed.

Make sure your vehicle is very dusty, dirty , snow covered, and throw mud on
the plates so they can't see you are from out of state.

If you can't imitate the accent, just smile a lot and point at things on the
menu...

That should do it unless you are unfortunate and engage in
conversation......


Been there and I got a t-shirt from UP Chucks.....

john

In all honesty Frank, and I mean no disrespect, wear a hat. One of your
more
outrageous hats. Ear flaps kind of starched so they stick out like wings.

Kinda like the Flying Nun meets Red Green?

Flannel is good. Wear many types of flannel in different colors - none
matching.

Okay, already do that. With feet in them or without?

Now, I wouldn't quite go with galoshes, but some type of high top boots
that are not tied at the top (so that they 'flay open' at the tops) are
good.

I could cut open the tops of my wellies. Which pair, domestic or Barbour?

I would recommend two or three flannel shirts, all successively further
unbuttoned.

Flannel is so butch. Very few can seriously carry it off.

Now, your coat should have plenty of pockets, preferably with gloves,
string, empty cigarette packs and so forth hanging out.

Basic fatigue jacket, straight off the homeless guy in Milwakee. Oh
WOLFY!!!

If possible, snow on your knees is good.

Now, that really is butch. Do I have an inspiration for this scene?

The boots should be old and well scuffed.

Okay, goes with the snow on the knees.

Make sure your vehicle is very dusty, dirty , snow covered, and throw mud
on the plates so they can't see you are from out of state.

Can't we just spritz my face with water and stand me in front of a fan?

If you can't imitate the accent, just smile a lot and point at things on
the menu...

Like a middle aged guy trying to read a menu without his reading glasses. I
don't know, its a stretch.

That should do it unless you are unfortunate and engage in
conversation......

Ah can handle that. You ever try to talk to a serious mathematician? They
ain't like the guy in Numb3rs.

Been there and I got a t-shirt from UP Chucks.....

And I've up-chucked on my t-shirt. Can tell you that eggnog and tequilla is
a marriage made in hell.

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Frank Reid
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