Let The Trash Talk begin

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
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Will the Champ repeat? My sources say no, but Drew has a good chance of
getting big fish again if no one else has stolen the two step hook set he
made famous last year.

My prediction"

Big fish this year will easily eclipse last years.

Overall results

Winning weight will be 17lbs 9 ounces
Second Place will be 12 lbs 11 ounces
Third will be 8 pounds 5 ounces

4 people will skunk on day 1 and 6 will skunk on Day two

Overall winner will be from Pennsylvania,

Teams will be won with the person that has the TN partner for the day 1
event
Day two team winners will have at least 1 angler from either Wisconsin or
Illinois

Day two will see me and Charles together on the Nitro( Isn't that almost
always the case during these things)

IT WILL RAIN

1 Rod will be broken or lost

Many beers will be consumed

You will laugh your ass off

Many Beers will be consumed

Do we have trophy's for this event yet Charles? Everybody loves Trophy's
and cornbread, ain't nothing wrong with cornbread

--
www.wermieerniebaits.com
Making fish regret their decision on a daily basis



Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet. I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again. It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual" I think I can
beat you again. You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his 40hp
rocket boat!!!

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice
We will talk ALOT of garbage
We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses
Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train snoring
Randy will finish somewhere behind me
Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)
My dad will tell the same stories as last year
Charlie may finally win one
Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I can't
wait to get down there!!!

"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.

"I resemble that remark"



I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.

(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"

((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats pattern,
slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best thing
about Party Mix


I think I can
beat you again.

((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!

(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train snoring(((((so
that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle


My dad will tell the same stories as last year If your Lyin. I'm dyin


Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he will
get a nice second place team trophy


Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I feel
bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
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"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.

"I resemble that remark"



I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.

(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"

((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats pattern,
slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best
thing about Party Mix


I think I can
beat you again.

((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!

(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train
snoring(((((so that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a
chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle


My dad will tell the same stories as last year If your Lyin. I'm
dyin


Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he
will get a nice second place team trophy


Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I
feel bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I
can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
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"Sean Barton" wrote in message
Hey you dog, don't count the northern hillbillies out just yet.

"I resemble that remark"


You resemble many many things with four legs and a tail!!


I've looked
over my extensive volume of pre-tournament preparatory (that means get
ready
Randy) journal notes from last year and I see a pattern that may help me
again.

(((((((((((((((yeah like you ever patterned a fish


I patted alot of fish, and scratched them behind the ears....er gills too.


It's a little something I like to call the "Budlight Bite". And
seeing as how it beat out your sorry "Rolling Rock Ritual"

((((((((((((Rolling Rock Ritual? I'm on the Yuengling and Brats
pattern,


What do Chinese bears and my kids have to do with fishing?


slightly offset with my own party mix which consists of Vallium, Percosets
and candy corn. It will either make you happy or sad, that's the best
thing
about Party Mix



I'll let you know when Kris (the fiance) graduates from Pharm school, I'll
get you the volume discount.


I think I can
beat you again.

((((((((((There's no thinking in fishing these Tourneys...and you know
this

You can catch fish on those senior citizen impoundments all
you want but it's not going to prepare you for the return of the Motor
City
Madma.....uh...er...I uh.......the 2005 MidTenn CHAMPION!!!!!! And his
40hp
rocket boat!!!

(((((((((((((Hell I say we have at least one day of fishingthe marina
with just a set of flippers and an inner tube... Hair Bet maybe?


Inner tube??? I don't need no stinking inner tube. But I've got the
closest thing to it, and won from it last year!! Hell, you could probably
flipper swim as fast as Drew and I got around the lake last year
Uhh...I don't know about the hair, I like mine way too much to part (get
it?) with it. I know you got tired of the personal hygeine thing but I
still don't mind washing my hair.

My prediction:

We will wake up late at least twice. ((((((((I'll be ther for 5 days, so
I'll be up late about 5 times

We will talk ALOT of garbage (((((((( Very True

We will laugh until beer comes out of our noses((((((((I ain't no stranger
to that

Drew will sleep in the truck if he starts that freight train
snoring(((((so
that's what that noise was. I though a bear was molesting a chipmunk


Randy will finish somewhere behind me (((( Please don't mention "me" and
"behind you" in the same sentence


Insert obligatory Broke Back Fisherman joke.


Quite a few people will finish above me (what does that tell you Chicken
Man?)(((((((((((((You have no confidence...you already lost half the
battle


My dad will tell the same stories as last year If your Lyin. I'm
dyin


Charlie may finally win one ((((((( Stop, that's not allowed, but he
will
get a nice second place team trophy


Thanks for playing Charlie, looks like the Fish Gods have spoken and you'll
once again be forced to watch an outsider win, sorry.


Justin will never again volunteer to organize this thing ((((((((( I
feel
bad for him, he has no idea

And finally, many friendships will be rekindled and memories made, I
can't
wait to get down there!!! (((((((((((((First damn sensible thing you
posted in months


Doesn't happen often so I printed this page!! I'll use it later when Kris
says I'm an idiot.

Thank God you don't live close enough to hang out, we would both be
divorced, broke and pimpin Drew for beer money off the side of the
interstate...hmmm pimpin Drew for beer money, we might want to add that to
the activities

Guys remember this....You will be in a DRY county. It is miles away to
buy any beer. There is one bar only a few miles away, but they don't
allow you to leave with it. So don't forget to bring it with you!! You
are allowed to have it and drink it, just can't buy it there.

-Justin

Sean would have it brought in by tanker if he had to!

wrote in message
ups.com...
Guys remember this....You will be in a DRY county. It is miles away to
buy any beer. There is one bar only a few miles away, but they don't
allow you to leave with it. So don't forget to bring it with you!! You
are allowed to have it and drink it, just can't buy it there.

-Justin

wrote in message ...
Guys remember this....You will be in a DRY county.

Ok so this means the following

1) Kentucky has gotten tired of sisters marrying brothers.

2)The "Ahh that's ok" warning from the troopers was not generating enough
cash flow for the State

3) Funny telling us we can't buy beer will only increase the amount of beer
actually consumed, it's like packing clothes and I always over pack

Hey Randy, how about bringing me a case of Yuengling bottles again? I
promise to share!!!!!

Heavy

"alwaysfishking" wrote in message
...
wrote in message ...
Guys remember this....You will be in a DRY county.

Ok so this means the following

1) Kentucky has gotten tired of sisters marrying brothers.

2)The "Ahh that's ok" warning from the troopers was not generating enough
cash flow for the State

3) Funny telling us we can't buy beer will only increase the amount of
beer
actually consumed, it's like packing clothes and I always over pack



Clothes? I won't have room for clothes. Speedo and tank top for the week!!