Mr.Lebow

On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 15:47:18 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

I have warned you a number of times not to send harassing and abusive
e-mail to my mail boxes.

I now have a whole bundle of very long e-mails from you, all stupid
and abusive.

Unless you cease this nonsense immediately, I will forward them all to
your provider and the various other bodies who deal with such abuse.

On Sat, Aug 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM, Fred wrote:

snip snip snip?
Useless insane and inae drivel from M Conners

Yo Mike
My rejoinder to you calling me stupid is that you are a crazy
bastarsd
Real ****ing NUTS!
So quit flaming this NG and ESAD

Your pal and lover
Dick Cheney



Mike Connor

http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage

Ya know, it's a real shame ol' J. Edgar is dead and gone...this would
have been right up his, er, well, alley...at least...and then some...

IAC, I can see the FBI going on high double-secret alert on this one:

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? Who's Darth? This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.

wrote:

Ya know, it's a real shame ol' J. Edgar is dead and gone...this would
have been right up his, er, well, alley...at least...and then some...

IAC, I can see the FBI going on high double-secret alert on this one:

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? Who's Darth? This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.

LOL !! Too funny to snip.

The FBI will hear about this blatant attempt to defame, insult and
harass His Loony Mikeness and there will be "consequences" !! You
can expect to see the black helicopters any time now.

LOL !!

--
Ken Fortenberry

wrote in message
news
BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? Who's Darth? This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.


......Act Two starts with a flashback scene, with a way-too-serious young lad
yells obscenties at his schoolmates, who tease him mercilessly and laugh at
his little fits of rage...
Tom

On Aug 10, 2:09*am, wrote:
On Sat, 9 Aug 2008 15:47:18 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:



I have warned you a number of times not to send harassing and abusive
e-mail to my mail boxes.

I now have a whole bundle of very long e-mails from you, all stupid
and abusive.

Unless you cease this nonsense immediately, I will forward them all to
your provider and the various other bodies who deal with such abuse.

On Sat, Aug 9, 2008 at 5:28 PM, Fred wrote:

* *snip snip snip?
* *Useless insane and inae drivel from M Conners

* *Yo Mike
* *My rejoinder to you calling me stupid is that you are a crazy
bastarsd
* *Real ****ing NUTS!
* *So quit flaming this NG and ESAD

* *Your pal and lover
* *Dick Cheney

Mike Connor

http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage

Ya know, it's a real shame ol' J. Edgar is dead and gone...this would
have been right up his, er, well, alley...at least...and then some...

IAC, I can see the FBI going on high double-secret alert on this one:

BUZZ "Mr. Mueller, there's a Mr. Connor on line 63 for you, sir..."

"Who...?"

"He says his name is Herr Michael Connor and he's an
internationally-known flyfishing expert..."

"Huh...oh, wait...I'll take it...:"

"Darth, you ol' *******, what's the joke...?"

"Darth? *Who's Darth? *This is Mike Connor and my reputation has been
ruined!"

"Wha...?"

"That's right, dumbo, ruined! *Don't you mother****ing ****bags speak
English over there?!"

"Look, pal, I'm busy..."

"Me too, me too...I'm sure my website got 100,000 hits, but the numbers
only show about 17..."

Director Mueller hits the mute button

"Miss Jones, trace this call and send the rubber truck squad to the
address, please..."

He releases the mute button

"OK, OK, calm down and tell me all about it..."

"Well, that's more like it, ****bag! *First, there's Fortenberry, who
called me a loony, and there's Littleton, who suggested I see a shrink,
oh, and there's that Dean ******* - he said I wear lederhosen and..."

"What?"

"What, what?"

"Did you say 'lighted hoses'?"

"NO, YOU STUPID MOTHER****ING DUMBO, I SAID LEDERHOSEN! *LEATHER ****IN'
SHORTS WITH BRACES! *The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews, Do Re Mi, you
****bag! Don't you stupid Americans know anything?!"

"Oh..."

"So anyway, this Dean ******* said I wear lederhosen at the train
station to get George Michael's attention, and then, there's Fred..."

"Yeah, there would be...so what did this Fred do?"

"He EMAILED me!"

"And what did he say?"

"I don't know. *It's gibberish and I can't understand it, but I'm sure
it will ruin my reputation, so I posted it online..."

click

and thus ends Scene One, Act One of ROFFian Playhouse's production of
"The Nutcase Always Rings Twice," starring Mike Connor and
guest-starring Robert Mueller as the irritated FBI Director.

Heh heh, very funny, you actually show gleams of real humour and
intelligence occasionally, shame you have to misuse it.

Mike Connor

http://www.mike1.bplaced.net/Wikka/HomePage