Southern Classic and Women

At least I can trust you Charles!!!!!! Buddy ole pal! )

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"Doc \(The Tin Boat King\)" wrote in message ...
Well put Charles! Sue is looking forward to meetingthe wives/girlfriends or both. Doc
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"Charles Summers" wrote in message ...
The first time I read this, my wife was standing over my shoulder so I
though it was best NOT to respond. Since she's not here to censor me... I'll
answer now. LOL

These tournaments were NEVER meant to be male dominated events! However,
there are certain requirements that have to be met in order to come.

1st: You must have a sense of humor.
2nd: You must be able to at least speak the language to fishing. Example: A
hog is not a pig... a toad is not a frog. A wiggler is a worm... that lives
in the ground.
3rd: You must have a sense of humor.
4th: You must be able to keep a straight face when telling your fish
stories. Especially if someone is starting to believe you.
5th: You must have a sense of humor.
6th: You must promise never to mention anything that happens, to anyone
(especially my wife) outside of our newsgroup.
7th: You must try the gator. It may sound bad... but it's actually pretty
good.
8th: You must promise NOT to get Randy started with the chicken bit.
9th: Once again, the sense of humor thinggy.
10th: Raccoons are NOT our friends. It's best just to leave them alone.

Ok... as you can see, the actual ability of knowing how to fish wasn't
listed here. Why? Well, I think you'll just have to come and see for
yourself. Actually, you can probably to a Google search for the posts on
last years weigh-ins and get a pretty good idea of what I'm talking about. I
think that my final total for the two days was something like 14oz at the
Mid-Tenn Classic.

There may be a few other things that you (ladies) may need to know.

1: Moe may lead you to believe that he's an older man... but you'll need to
watch yourself around this guy.
2: Moe and Warren have been known to kiss on more than one occasion. I've
actually got this on film somewhere. Just think nothing of it. Oh yeah... He
seems to have a thing for Steve and Joe too. Still, watch yourself.
3: Jerry Barton is safe only when tied to a tree. Jerry don't care if your
husband is sitting right next to you!
4: Steve Huber is also known as Mr. Smooth, and his wife knows it. That's
why he's only allowed to travel to these events accompanied by either is
wife or daughter.
5: I am always the perfect gentleman! You can trust me...

So ladies... feel free to join us! Fishing is just an excuse for us to get
together and have a good time, all well within the law. We also have a good
excuse to fish some of the finest fisheries in the United States! I mean,
you know... if I just told my wife that I was going fishing in Florida, that
wouldn't sound as important as *having* to fish a *tournament* in Florida.
The first way just sounds like a vacation, instead of something that I HAD
to do.

I'll quote Randy and say, "The more the merrier!"

Now let's go fishing!!!!!!!!!