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![]() AN OLD FARMER HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM POND FOR MANY YEARS. WHEN THE POND WAS BUILT IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP NICELY FOR SWIMMING AND BASS FISHING. THE FARMER HAD ALSO FIXED THE SURROUNDING AREA UP NICELY; PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, BASKETBALL COURT, ETC. ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND TO LOOK IT OVER SINCE HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE. AS HE NEARED THE POND HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE. DRAWING CLOSER HE COULD SEE A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY DIPPING IN HIS POND! HE VERY POLITELY MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOMEN AND IN DOING SO HE WATCHED AS THEY ALL WENT SHUFFLING TO THE DEEPEST END OF THE POND. ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED OUT TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU LEAVE!" TO WHICH THE OLD MAN REPLIED, "MISS, I DID NOT COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH YOU LADIES SWIM IN THE NUDE -- NOR DID I COME HERE TO MAKE EACH ONE OF YOU GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED. I MERELY CAME DOWN TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR................. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL......... ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL Happy Holidays! Joe Z |
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Foolin' the ladies like that made me proud, especially since most everybody
knew that one of those big snakes done already swallered that old gator weeks ago! -- Bob Rickard (AKA Dr. Spinnerbait) www.secretweaponlures.com --------------------------=x O'))) "Joe Z" wrote in message ... AN OLD FARMER HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM POND FOR MANY YEARS. WHEN THE POND WAS BUILT IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP NICELY FOR SWIMMING AND BASS FISHING. THE FARMER HAD ALSO FIXED THE SURROUNDING AREA UP NICELY; PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, BASKETBALL COURT, ETC. ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND TO LOOK IT OVER SINCE HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE. AS HE NEARED THE POND HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE. DRAWING CLOSER HE COULD SEE A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY DIPPING IN HIS POND! HE VERY POLITELY MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOMEN AND IN DOING SO HE WATCHED AS THEY ALL WENT SHUFFLING TO THE DEEPEST END OF THE POND. ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED OUT TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU LEAVE!" TO WHICH THE OLD MAN REPLIED, "MISS, I DID NOT COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH YOU LADIES SWIM IN THE NUDE -- NOR DID I COME HERE TO MAKE EACH ONE OF YOU GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED. I MERELY CAME DOWN TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR................. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL......... ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL Happy Holidays! Joe Z |
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Foolin' the ladies like that made me proud, especially since most everybody
knew that one of those big snakes done already swallered that old gator weeks ago! -- Bob Rickard (AKA Dr. Spinnerbait) www.secretweaponlures.com --------------------------=x O'))) "Joe Z" wrote in message ... AN OLD FARMER HAD OWNED A LARGE FARM POND FOR MANY YEARS. WHEN THE POND WAS BUILT IT WAS PROPERLY SHAPED AND FIXED UP NICELY FOR SWIMMING AND BASS FISHING. THE FARMER HAD ALSO FIXED THE SURROUNDING AREA UP NICELY; PICNIC TABLES, HORSESHOE COURTS, BASKETBALL COURT, ETC. ONE EVENING THE OLD FARMER DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO THE POND TO LOOK IT OVER SINCE HE HADN'T BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE. AS HE NEARED THE POND HE HEARD VOICES SHOUTING AND LAUGHING WITH GLEE. DRAWING CLOSER HE COULD SEE A BUNCH OF YOUNG WOMEN SKINNY DIPPING IN HIS POND! HE VERY POLITELY MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOMEN AND IN DOING SO HE WATCHED AS THEY ALL WENT SHUFFLING TO THE DEEPEST END OF THE POND. ONE OF THE WOMEN SHOUTED OUT TO HIM, "WE'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU LEAVE!" TO WHICH THE OLD MAN REPLIED, "MISS, I DID NOT COME DOWN HERE TO WATCH YOU LADIES SWIM IN THE NUDE -- NOR DID I COME HERE TO MAKE EACH ONE OF YOU GET OUT OF THE POND NAKED. I MERELY CAME DOWN TO FEED THE ALLIGATOR................. THE MORAL OF THE STORY: OLD AGE AND TREACHERY WILL TRIUMPH OVER YOUTH AND SKILL......... ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL Happy Holidays! Joe Z |
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lol good one Joe !~
-- God Bless America Josh The Bad Bear |
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lol good one Joe !~
-- God Bless America Josh The Bad Bear |
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